比利·克里斯托
梅格·瑞恩
当哈利遇见莎莉
我正和我的朋友亚瑟·科恩布卢姆坐在餐厅里面 I was sitting with my friend Arthur Kornblum in a restaurant.
是一家Horn&Hardart自助餐厅 It was a Horn & Hardart cafeteria.
然后这位漂亮的女孩走进来 我转向亚瑟 And this beautiful girl walked in, and I turned to Arthur
我说：“亚瑟 你看到那个女孩了吗？我要娶她 ” and I said "Arthur, you see that girl? I'm going to marry her."
两周以后我们结婚了 And two weeks later we were married.
到现在50多年过去了 And it's over 50 years later,
我们仍然是夫妻 and we're still married.
~ 这很清楚 ~ It's very clear
芝加哥大学 - 1977年
~ 我们的爱在这里长存 ~ Our love is here to stay
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
~ 不是一年 ~ Not for a year
~ 而是永远以及一天 ~ But ever and a day
~ 哦 电台和电话 ~ Oh, the radio and the telephone
~ 还有我们知道的电影 ~ And the movies that we know
~ 可能只是消逝的幻象 ~ May just be passing fancies...
嗨 莎莉 莎莉 这是哈利·伯恩斯 Hi, Sally. Sally, this is Harry Burns.
- 哈利 这是莎莉·奥布莱特 - 很高兴认识你 - Harry, this is Sally Albright. - Nice to meet you.
- 你想先开第一段吗? - 你已经坐那儿了 你先开 - You wanna drive the first shift? - You're there already. You start.
尾箱开着 Back's open.
- 给我打电话 - 我一到那里就给你打 - Call me. - I'll call you as soon as I get there.
- 在路上就打 - 我会在那之前打 - Call me from the road. - I'll call you before that.
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 我已经在想你了 我已经在想你了 - 我想你 - I miss you already. I miss you already. - I miss you.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye. - Bye.
~ 到时候 落基山可能崩塌 ~ In time, the Rockies may crumble
~ 直布罗陀海峡可能垮掉 ~ Gibraltar may tumble
~ 它们只是粘土所制 ~ They only made of clay
~ 但是 ~ But
~ 我们的爱在这里长存 ~ Our love is here to stay
我已经全算过了 一共18小时的车程 分成6段 每3小时轮换 I have it all figured out. It's an 18-hour trip, which breaks down into six shifts of three hours each.
作为选择 我们也可以按里程来分 Or, alternatively, we could break it down by mileage.
那里...遮阳板上面有张地图 There's a... There's a map on the visor
上面我已经标记好了 我们交换驾驶的地点 that I've marked to show the locations where we can change shifts.
葡萄? Grape?
不 我不喜欢在正餐之间吃东西 No. I don't like to eat between meals.
我会摇下车窗 I'll roll down the window.
何不给我讲讲你生活中的故事? Why don't you tell me the story of your life?
- 我生活中的故事？ - 到纽约前我们得打发18个小时呢 - The story of my life? - We got 18 hours to kill before New York.
我的生活故事不出芝加哥就讲完 The story of my life won't even get us out of Chicago.
我的意思是 我还没发生过什么故事 I meaning nothing's happened to me yet.
- 所以我才要去纽约 - 让自己发生点什么？ - That's why I'm going to New York. - So something'll happen to you?
- 是的 - 比如? - Yes. - Like what?
比如我要去读新闻学校 成为一名记者 Like I'm going to journalism school, become a reporter.
这样你就可以写别人的故事了 So you can write about things that happen to other people.
- 也可以这样看 - 假设你什么事都没有 - That's one way to look at it. - Suppose nothing happens to you.
假设你度过一生 什么事都没有 Suppose you lived your whole life and nothing happens
你从来没有遇到任何人 也没有成为什么人 you never meet anybody, you never become anything,
最终你死在纽约某公寓里 没人注意到 finally you die in one of those Newyork dac with nobody notices
直到两周后 气味飘到走廊里 for two weeks until the smell drifts into the hall.
阿曼达提过你有阴暗面 Amanda mentioned you had a dark side.
这就是我吸引她的地方 That's what drew her to me.
- 你的阴暗面? - 当然 - Your dark side? - Sure.
怎么 你没有阴暗面吗? What, don't you have a dark side?
明白了 你可能是那些乐天派之一 I know, you probably one of those cheerful peaple
用小红心来点字母“i”呢 who dotes their "i"s with little hearts.
我的阴暗面和常人一样多 I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.
哦 真的？我买了新书 总是先看最后一页 Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first.
这样 万一我在看完前死去 我也知道结局了 That way, in case I die before I finish I know how it ends.
这个 我的朋友 才是阴暗面 That, my friend, is a dark side.
这不代表你有深度什么的 That doesn't mean you're deep or anything.
我是说 没错 基本上我是个快乐的人 I mean, yes, basically I'm a happy person.
- 我也是 - 我不认为这有什么不对 - So am I. - I don't see anything wrong with that.
当然没有 你太忙于快乐了 Of course no, you're too busy being happy.
你曾想过死亡吗? You ever think about death?
- 是的 - 当然你想过 - Yes. - Sure you do.
一种转瞬即逝的想法 在你脑海的气窗飘进飘出 A fleeting thought that drifts in and out of the transom of your mind.
我可是花费了数小时 数天去想 I spend hourss, I spend days.
你以为这样子你就比别人更好? And you think this makes you a better person?
瞧 大限来临时 我已经准备好了而你没有 Look, when the shit comes down, I'm gonna be prepared and you're not.
这就是我想说的 That's all I'm saying.
与此同时 你为了等它会毁了你的生活 In the meantime, you're gonna ruin your whole life waiting for it.
- 你错了 - 我没错 是他想让她离开 - You're wrong. - I'm not wrong. He wants her to leave.
- 这就是为什么他让她上了飞机 - 我认为她不想留下来 - That's why he puts her on the plane. - I don't think she wants to stay!
她当然想留下来 Of course she wants to stay!
你不也更愿意和亨弗莱·鲍嘉在一起吗 比起另一个来？ Wouldn't you rather be with Humphrey Bogart than the other guy?
我不想余生待在卡萨布兰卡 嫁给一个开酒吧的男人 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life in Casablanca married to a man who runs a bar.
也许在你听来很势利 但是我不这样想 That probably sounds very snobbish to you, but I don't.
- 你更愿意过毫无激情的婚姻生活... - 还有捷克斯洛伐克的第一夫人 - You'd rather be in a passionless marriage... - And be the First Lady of Czechoslovakia.
也不愿和你有过一生最棒性经历的人在一起 ..than with the man you had the greatest sex of your life with,
仅仅因为他开了间酒吧 而且只做酒吧？ just because he owns a bar and that is all he does?
是的 Yes.
而且任何神智正常的女人都会 女人很实际的 And so would any woman in her right mind. Women are very practical,
即使是英格利·褒曼 正因如此她在电影的结尾上了飞机 even Ingrid Bergman, which is why she gets on the plane at the end of the movie.
我明白了 I understand.
- 什么? 什么? - 没什么 - What? What? - Nothing.
- 什么? - 算了吧 - What? - Forget about it.
- 什么算了吧? - 这不重要 - Forget about what? - It's not important.
不 你直说吧 No, just tell me.
很明显 你还没有过很棒的性经历 Obviously you haven't had great sex yet.
- 两位 麻烦 - 那边有空位 - Two, please. - Right over there.
- 不对 我有过 - 不 你没有过 - Yes, I have. - No, you haven't.
可实际是 我有过很多美好的性经历 It just so happens that I have had plenty of good sex.
和谁? With whom?
- 什么? - 和谁有过很棒的性经历? - What? - With whom did you have this great sex?
我才不会告诉你呢 I'm not gonna tell you that!
好吧 不要告诉我 Fine. Don't tell me.
- 谢尔·高登 - 谢尔？谢尔登？ Shel Gordon. - Shel. Sheldon?
不 不 你不会和谢尔登有很棒的性经历 No. No, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
- 我有过 - 不 你没有 - I did, too. - No, you didn't.
叫“谢尔登”的 可以帮你报税 A Sheldon can do your taxes.
如果你需要根管治疗 “谢尔登”正合适 If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man.
不过活塞运动不是“谢尔登”的强项 But humpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit.
问题在名字 It's the name.
"来搞我 谢尔登" "你是野兽 谢尔登" "骑我 大谢尔登" "Do it to me, Sheldon." "You're an animal, Sheldon." "Ride me, big Sheldon."
- 这样不行 - 嗨 - It doesn't work. - Hi.
- 要点些什么? - 我要一个3号餐 - What can I get you? - I'll have a number three.
我要主厨沙拉 油和醋放一边 还有苹果派 I'd like the chef's salad with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie ?la mode.
主厨沙拉苹果派 Chef and apple ?la mode.
我希望派要加热 而且我不要冰淇淋在上面 要在旁边 But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top but on the side.
我还要草莓 代替尼罗 如果你们有的话 I'd like strawberry, instead of nero, if you have it.
如果没有 就不要冰淇淋了 只要生奶油 但必须是真的 If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real.
如果是罐装的 就什么也不要 If it's out of a can, nothing.
- 派也不要了吗? - 不 只要派 不过那就不要热了. - Not even the pie? - No, just the pie, but then not heated.
- 怎么? - 没什么 没什么. - What? - Nothin'. Nothin'.
- 你怎么跟谢尔登分手了？ - 你怎么知道我们分手了? - How come you broke up with Sheldon? - How do you know we broke up?
因为如果你们没分手 你就不会和我在这里 Because if you didn't break up, you wouldn't be here with me.
而是和神奇大鸟谢尔登一起了 You'd be with Shel the Wonder Schlong.
首先 我没有和你一起 First of all, I am not with you.
其次 我们为何分手与你无关 And second of all, it is none of your business why we broke up.
没错 没错 我不想知道 You're right, you're right. I don't wanna know.
要是你一定想知道 Well, if you must know
是因为他嫉妒心很重 而且我有些星期内裤 it was because he was jealous and I had these days-of-the-week underpants.
抱歉 我需要判定一下这个 Sorry, I need a judge's ruling on this.
- 星期内裤？ - 是的 - Days-of-the-week underpants? - Yes.
每天有一种 我觉得它们有些意思 They had days of the week on them and I thought they were sort of funny.
然后有一天谢尔登对我说：“你从来不穿周日 ” Then one day Sheldon says to me "You never wear Sunday."
他满腹狐疑 周日在哪儿？我把周日落在哪儿了？ He's all suspicious. Where were Sunday? Where had I left Sunday?
我告诉了他 他却不相信我 And I told him and he didn't believe me.
- 是什么？ - 他们没有做周日 - What? - They don't make Sunday.
为何不做? Why not?
因为上帝 Because of God.
OK 我付15% 是90美分 OK, so 15 % of my share is 90.
6.90美元 $6.90.
我们留7元 Let's leave seven.
怎么? What?
我脸上有东西? Do I have something on my face?
你是个很迷人的人 You're a very attractive person.
谢谢 Thank you.
阿曼达从没说过你多么迷人 Amanda never said how attractive you were.
也许她不觉得我迷人吧 Maybe she doesn't think I'm attractive.
我认为这不是因为观点不同 凭经验 你就是迷人 I don't think it's a matter of opinion. Empirically, you are attractive.
阿曼达是我的朋友 Amanda is my friend.
所以？ So?
- 你在和她交往 - 所以？ - So you're going with her. - So?
你在勾引我 So you're coming on to me!
不 我没有 No, I wasn't.
怎么? What?
男人不能说一个女人迷人 而不是在勾引她吗？ Can't a man say a woman is attractive without it being a come-on?
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
我们就说 只是为了争论方便 就算是勾引吧 Let's just say, just for the sake of argument, that it was a come-on.
你想让我怎么办？我收回 是吧？我收回 What d'you want me to do about it? I take it back, OK? I take it back.
你不能收回 You can't take it back.
- 为什么不能？ - 因为话已经出口了 - Why not? - Because it's already out there.
哦 老天 我们该怎么办？ Oh, Jesus, what are we supposed to do?
报警 话已经出口了 Call the cops, it's already out there!
就当没发生过 行吗？ Just let it lie. OK?
好极了 “当没发生过” 正是我的方针 Great! "Let it lie." That's my policy.
正是我一贯说的：“就当没发生过 ” That's what I always say: "Let it lie."
想在汽车旅馆过夜吗? Wanna spend the night in a motel?
- 看见我做什么了吗？我没有当成没发生 - 哈利. - See what I did? I didn't let it lie. - Harry.
我说我会 但我没做到 我想要别的 I said I would, then I didn't. I want the other way.
- 哈利! - 怎么？ - Harry! - What?
我们只做朋友 好吗？ We are just going to be friends, OK?
太好了 朋友 再好不过了 Great! Friends! It's the best thing.
你当然意识到 我们永远成不了朋友 You realise of cause that we could never be friends.
- 为什么？ - 我想说的是... - Why not? - What I'm saying is,
而这话没有任何勾引的意思 从里到外 and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form,
男人和女人无法成为朋友 因为性问题总是从中作梗 is that men and women can't be friends, cos the sex part always gets in the way.
这不对 我有好几个不涉及到性的男性朋友 That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
- 不 你没有 - 有 我有 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do.
- 不 你没有 - 有 我有! - No, you don't. - Yes, I do!
你只是以为你有 You only think you do.
你是说 我和他们有了性关系而自己不知道? You're saying I have sex with them without my knowledge?
不 我是说 他们都想和你发生性关系 No, what I'm saying is they all wanna have sex with you.
- 他们不想 - 他们想 - They do not. - Do, too.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
因为没有男人能和他认为迷人的女人成为朋友 Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive.
他总是想和她发生性关系 He always wants to have sex with her.
那么你是说 男人可以和他认为不迷人的女人成为朋友 So you're saying a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
不 你差不多也是想搞她们 No, you pretty much wanna nail them, too.
如果她们不想和你发生性关系呢？ What if they don't wanna have sex with you?
那不要紧 It doesn't matter.
因为性的事情已经摆在那儿了 Because the sex thing is already out there
所以他们的友谊根本上就完了 故事就这么结束 so their friendship is ultimately doomed. That is the end of the story.
- 那么我想我们不会成为朋友的 - 我猜也是 - I guess we're not gonna be friends then. - Guess not.
太糟了 That's too bad.
你是我在纽约唯一认识的人 You were the only person that I knew in New York.
~ 你说东 我说西 ~ You say ee-ther, I say either
~ 你说南 我说北 ~ You say nee-ther and I say neither
~ 东 西 ~ Ee-ther, either
~ 还有南 北 ~ And nee-ther, neither
~ 让我们停下这个 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
~ 对了 你喜欢土豆 我喜欢洋芋 ~ Yes, you like potato and I like pot-ahto
~ 你喜欢番茄 我喜欢西红柿 ~ You like tomato, I like tom-ahto
~ 土豆 洋芋 ~ Potato, pot-ahto
~ 番茄 西红柿 ~ Tomato, tom-ahto
~ 让我们停下这个 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
- 谢谢你让我搭车 - 蛮有意思的 - Thanks for the ride. - Yeah. It was interesting.
- 很高兴认识了你 - 是 - It was nice knowing you. - Yeah.
- 那么 祝你生活愉快 - 你也一样 - Well, have a nice life. - You, too.
~ 你喜欢土豆 我喜欢洋芋 ~ You like potato and I like pot-ahto
~ 你喜欢番茄 我喜欢西红柿 ~ You like tomato, I like tom-ahto
~ 土豆 洋芋 ~ Potato, pot-ahto
~ 番茄 西红柿 ~ Tomato, tom-ahto
~ 让我们停下这个 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
- 我们在高中就相爱了 - 是的 我们是高中情侣 - We fell in love in high school. - Yeah, we were high-school sweethearts.
不过我们大学三年级后他的父母搬走了 But then after our junior year his parents moved away.
- 但是我从来没有忘记她 - 他从没忘记我 - But I never forgot her. - He never forgot me.
从没 她的样子印在我的脑中 No, her face was burned on my brain.
过了34年 我从百老汇经过 And it was 34 years later that I was walking down Broadway
我看到她从Toffenetti店走出来 and I saw her come out of Toffenetti's.
我们都看着对方 We both looked at each other,
就像一天都没有流逝过一样 and it was just as though not a single day had gone by.
她依旧像她16岁时那么漂亮 She was just as beautiful as she was at sixteen.
他也没有变 He was just the same.
他看起来一点都没变 He looked exactly the same.
~ 以前，我们像这样站着交谈 ~ It seems we stood and talked like this, before
5年后
~ 那时我们用同样的方式注视着对方 ~ We looked at each other in the same way then
~ 但是我记不得是在哪儿是在什么时候 ~ But I can't remember where...or when
~ 你还是穿着这件衣服 ~ The clothes you're wearing...clothes...
乔！我就知道是你 我就知道 Joe! I thought it was you. I thought it was you.
- 哈利·伯恩斯. - 哈利 近况如何？ - Harry Burns. - Harry. How ya doin'?
- 很好 你呢？ - 很好 我很好 - Good. How you doin'? - Fine. I'm doin' fine.
我正好经过 我觉得是你 果然是 乔 I was just walking by and I thought it was you and there it is, Joe
对对 是我 Yeah, it was.
你还在地检官办公室吗？ You still with the DA's office?
不 我换边当律师了 你呢？ No, I switched to the other side. What about you?
我在一家小所工作 我们做政治咨询 很棒的 I work with a small firm. We do political consulting. Yeah, it's great.
哈利 这是莎莉·奥布莱恩 哈利·伯恩斯. Harry, this is Sally Albright. Harry Burns.
哈利和我曾经...住在同一座公寓里面 Harry and I, we used to... We lived in the same building.
瞧 我得去赶飞机了 真高兴见到你 乔 Well, listen, I got a plane to catch. It's really good to see you, Joe.
- 你也是 哈利 - 再见 - You too, Harry. - Bye.
感谢上帝 他没认出我来 Thank God he couldn't place me.
5年前我和他一起开车从大学去纽约 I drove from college to New York with him five years ago
那真是我一辈子最长的一个晚上 and it was the longest night of my life.
- 出了什么事情？ - 他对我调情 我说了不... - What happened? - He made a pass at me. When I said no:
他那时正和我一个女性朋友交往 he was going with a girlfriend of mine...
哦 天啊 我想不起她的名字了 Oh, God. I can't remember her name.
别和我交往了 乔 我26了 而且想不起来那女孩的名字... Don't get involved with me, Joe. I am 26 and can't remember the name of the girl
那个我不愿和她男朋友有牵扯的好朋友的名字 I was such good friends with I wouldn't get involved with her boyfriend.
- 结果发生了什么？ - 什么? - So what happened? - When?
他勾引你 你说不的时候... When he made a pass to you, you said no...
哦 我说我们只能做朋友 I said we could just be friends.
这部分我记得 他说男人和女人永远不能真的做朋友 And this part I remember. He said men and women could never really be friends.
你认为是这样吗? Do you think that's true?
不是 No.
你有女性朋友吗？只是朋友？ Do you have any women friends, just friends?
没有 No.
但要是这对你很重要 我会去找一个 But I will get one if it's important to you.
阿曼达·瑞斯 Amanda Reese!
那是她的名字 谢天谢地 That was her name. Thank God.
我会想你的 我爱你 I will miss you. I love you.
- 是吗？ - 是的 - You do? - Yes.
我爱你 I love you.
- 你想喝点什么？ - 不用 谢谢 - What would you like to drink? - Nothing, thanks.
- 你们有血腥玛丽吗？ - 有 - D'you have any Bloody Mary mix? - Yes.
不 等等 No, wait.
我要这样：普通的番茄汁 倒4分之3杯 Here's what I want. Regular tomato juice, fill it up three quarters,
再加上一点点血腥玛丽 就一点 和一小片柠檬 要放边上 then add a splash of Bloody Mary mix - just a splash - and a little peace of lime, but on the side.
芝加哥大学 对吧？ The University of Chicago, right?
- 是的 - 你在芝加哥大学的时候也这么漂亮吗? - Yes. - Did you look this good at university of Chicago?
- 不 - 我们有没有过...? - No. - Did we ever...?
没有 没有! No. No!
我们毕业后 一起从芝加哥开车去纽约 We drove from Chicago to New York together after graduation.
- 你俩想坐在一起吗？ - 太好了 谢谢 - Would you two like to sit together? - Great! Thank you.
你是那个 那谁的好朋友... You were a good friend of...
阿曼达 我不敢相信你记不得她的名字 Amanda's. I can't believe you can't remember her name.
什么意思？我记得 阿曼达 对吧 阿曼达·莱斯 What do you mean? I can remember. Amanda, right? Amanda Rice.
- 瑞斯 - 瑞斯 对 我就是这么说的 她怎么样? - Reese. - Reese, right. That's what I said. What happened to her?
- 我一无所知 - 你一无所知？ - I have no idea. - You have no idea?!
你们真的是好朋友 You were really good friends.
我们没有做成 因为你们那时是很好的朋友 We didn't make it because you were such good friends.
- 你正在和她交往! - 那值得吗? - You went with her! - Was it worth it?
这种牺牲 为了一个你都没联系的朋友 The sacrifice, for a friend you don't even keep in touch with?
哈利 你可能不会相信这个 Harry, you might not believe this,
不过我从来没有认为 不和你睡觉是一种牺牲 but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice.
说得好 说得好 Fair enough. Fair enough.
- 你想成为体育专家 - 新闻记者 - You wanted to be a gymnast. - Journalist.
我就是那意思 结果呢？ That's what I said. And?
我现在是个新闻记者 在《The News》工作 I am a journalist. I work at The News.
好极了 你和乔在一起 Great. And you're with Joe.
那真是太好了 很好 Well, that's great. Great.
你们在一起多久了 三星期? You're together, what, three weeks?
一个月 你怎么知道的? A month. How did you know?
送一个人到机场 显然是交往的开始 You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of a relationship.
这就是为什么 我从来不在关系开始时送人去机场 That is why I never took anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
- 为什么？ - 因为事情终究要继续 - Why? - Because eventually things move on
你不送某人去机场了 我不想听到人家说: and you don't take someone to the airport. I never wanted anyone to say
“为什么你再也不送我去机场了？” "How come you never take me to the airport any more?"
这很不可思议 你看上去是个正常人 而实际上你是死亡天使 It's amazing. You look normal, but actually you are the Angel of Death.
你准备和他结婚吗？ Are you gonna marry him?
我们才认识1个月 另外 目前我俩都还不想结婚 We have known each other a month and besides neither of us wants to marry right now.
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
是吗？ You are?
- 你要结婚了？ - 是的 - You are? - Yeah.
- 她是谁？ - 海伦·希尔森 她是律师 她要保留自己的姓 - Who is she? - Helen Hillson. She's keeping her name.
- 你要结婚了 - 是的 - You're getting married. - Yeah.
这有什么好笑的？ What's so funny about that?
只是....只是对你来说这太积极了 哈利 It's just... It's just so optimistic of you, Harry.
坠入爱河的疯狂会让你惊讶 You'd be amazed what falling madly in love can do for you.
这很好 很高兴看到你开始拥抱生活了 Well, it's wonderful. It's nice to see you embracing life.
是的 再加上你终于到了厌倦这件事的关键点了 Yeah. Plus, you get to a certain point where you get tired of the whole thing.
- 哪件事？ - 单身生活这件事 - What whole thing? - The whole "life of a single guy" thing.
你结识某个人 经过试探性的午餐 You meet someone, you have the safe lunch
你们认为彼此喜欢 可以继续晚餐 you decide to like eachother enough to move on to dinner.
你们去跳舞 像白人那样咬着嘴唇 You go dancing, you do the white man's overbite,
返回她家 你们做爱 go back to her place, you have sex
然后在结束那一分钟 你知道脑子里怎么想吗? and in the minute you finished you know what goes through your mind?
“我得躺在这里抱她多久 才能起床回家？” "How long do I have to lie here and hold her before I can get up and go home?"
“30秒钟够长吗？” "Is 30 seconds enough?"
你是这么想的？是真的吗? That's what you're thinking? Is that true?
当然 所有的男人都这样想 Sure. All men think that.
你希望事后被抱多久呢？整夜 对吗？ How long do you like to be held afterwards? All night, right?
这就是问题所在 30秒到整夜之间的某处就是你的问题. That's the problem. Somewhere between 30 seconds and all night is your problem.
- 我没有这样的问题 - 有 你有 - I don't have a problem. - Yeah, you do.
- 要过夜吗? - 是的 - Staying over? - Yes.
你想吃晚饭吗？ Would you like to have dinner?
只是朋友啦 Just friends.
我以为你不相信男人和女人能做朋友 I thought you don't believe men and women can be friends.
- 我什么时候说过的? - 在去纽约的路上 - When did I say that? - On the ride to New York.
不不不不 我从来没说过 No, no, no, no, I never said that.
是的 没错 成不了朋友 Yes, that's right. They can't be friends.
除非俩人都在和其他人在交往 就可以了 Unless both are involved with someone. Then they can.
这是对以前规则的修订 This is the amendment of the earlier rule.
如果两个人都各自有伴 那么可能发生牵连的压力就没了 If two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted.
这样也行不通 因为和你在一起的人最后不能理解... That doesn't work either. Because what happens end the person you're involved with can't understand
为什么你需要和这个你只是当朋友的人成为朋友... why do you need to be friends with the person you just friendly,
就好像是说你们的关系中缺了什么东西 你为何要到外面去找这东西 like it means something is missing from the relationship. Why do you go out side to get it?
然后当你说：“不不 不是这样 我俩关系中没有少什么” Then when you say "No, no, no, it's not true. Nothing is missing from the relationship"
和你在一起的人就会指责你 the person you're involved with accuses you...
悄悄地被那个对你只是朋友的人吸引了 of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with,
而你也许是被吸引了 得了 咱们在欺骗谁呢？面对这一切吧 which you probably are. Come on, who the hell we're kidding? Let's face it.
这就把我们带回到被修改之前的原则上 Which brings us back to the rule before the amendment:
那就是：男人和女人不能成为朋友 那么还剩下什么呢？ which was men and women can't be friends. Where's it leave us?
- 哈利 - 什么？ - Harry. - What?
再见 Goodbye.
好的 OK.
我停下不走好了 让你走前头 I'll just stop walking. I'll let you go ahead.
我们40年前结的婚 We were married 40 years ago.
在我们结婚3年时 我们离婚了 然后我娶了玛乔里 We were married three years, we got a divorce. Then I married Marjorie.
- 最开始你和芭芭拉同居 - 正确 芭芭拉 - First you lived with Barbara. - Right, Barbara.
但是我没有娶芭芭拉 我娶了玛乔里 But I didn't marry Barbara. I married Marjorie.
- 然后你离婚了 - 正确 然后我娶了凯蒂 - Then you got a divorce. - Right. Then I married Katie.
再次离婚 Another divorce.
几年后在艾迪·克莱切的葬礼上我遇见她 Then a couple of years later at Eddie Collecio's funeral, I ran into her.
我正和我都记不得的某个女孩在一起 I was with some girl I don't even remember.
- 罗贝塔. - 正确 罗贝塔 - Roberta. - Right. Roberta.
但是我的视线无法从你身上移开 But I couldn't take my eyes off you.
我记得我偷偷溜到她身旁说: I remember I snuck over to her and I said...
- 我说了什么? - 你说：“结束后你要干什么？” - What did I say? - You said "What are you doin' after?"
是的 因此我丢下罗贝塔 我们去了咖啡店 一个月以后我们结婚了 Right. So I ditch Roberta, we go for coffee, a month later we're married.
我们第一次结婚35年才到那天 35 years to the day after our first marriage.
- 我检查了他的口袋 - 玛丽,为什么? - I went through his pockets. - Marie, why?
五年后
- 你知道我找到了什么吗? - 不知道 是什么? - You know what I found? - No, what?
他们刚刚买了张餐桌. 他妻子刚刚花了1600元买了张餐桌 They just bought a dining-room table. His wife just spent $1 ,600 on a table.
- 在哪儿? - 重点不是在哪里买的 艾丽丝 - Where? - The point isn't where, Alice.
重点在与他根本不打算离开她 The point is he's never gonna leave her.
有什么新鲜的？这你两年前就知道了 What else is new? You've known this for two years.
你说得对 我知道你说得对 You're right. I know you're right.
你就找不到一个单身的吗？我单身时认识很多单身的好男人 Can't you find someone single? When I was single I knew lots of nice single men.
肯定还有的 莎莉就找到了一个 There must be someone. Sally found someone.
莎莉找到了最后一个好男人 Sally got the last good one.
- 乔和我分手了 - 什么？ - Joe and I broke up. - What?
- 什么时候？ - 周一 - When? - Monday.
- 你等了3天才说？ - 乔现在单身了？ - You waited three days? - Joe's available?
上帝的份上 玛丽 你没感情吗？她显然很难过 For God's sake, Marie, don't you have feelings? She's obviously upset.
我没有那么难过 我们合不来已经有一段时间了 I'm not that upset. We'd been growing apart for a while.
但是你们曾经是天生一对 But you were a couple.
你有个人可以陪你到处去 你在法定假日可以约会 You had someone to go places with. You had a date on national holidays!
我对自己说："你配得上比这更好的 你31岁..." I said to myself "You deserve more than this. You're 31 years old..."
- 青春之钟在滴答响 - 不 等你到了36岁它才真正开始响 - And the clock is ticking. - No, it doesn't really start to tick until you're 36.
天啊 你的外形还是那么的好 God, you're in such great shape.
我用了几天时间来适应 我感觉不错 Well, I've had a few days to get used to it, and I feel OK.
很好 那你已经准备好了 Good. Then you're ready.
- 讲真 玛丽？ - 不然你觉得应该怎么办? - Really, Marie! - Well, how else do you think you do it?
我有个完美男人 我并不觉得他迷人 但你也许会 I've got the perfect guy. I don't happen to find him attractive, but you might.
她对于下巴问题不介意 She doesn't have a problem with chins.
- 玛丽 我还没准备好呢 - 不过你刚说过你已忘了他 - Marie, I'm not ready yet. - But you just said you were over him.
我是忘了他 不过我还在哀悼期 I am over him, but I'm in a mourning period.
- 那是谁? - 亚力克斯·安德森 - Who is it? - Alex Anderson.
你撮合过我和他 6年前 You fixed me up with him six years ago.
抱歉 天啊 Sorry. God.
好吧 等等 这个 看看这个 All right, wait. Here. Here we go.
- 肯·达尔曼. - 他都结婚超过1年了 - Ken Darman. - He's been married for over a year.
真的吗? Really?
已婚 Married.
- 等下 等下 我找到一个 - 是这样... - Wait. Wait, I got one. - Look,
我现在与人交往没有意义 there is no point in my going out with someone...
即使在正确时间遇见他我可能会真的喜欢 I might really like if I met him at the right time,
但是目前不管是谁 对我来说都没机会成 只会是个过渡者 but who right now has no chance to be anything to me but a transitional man.
好吧 但是不要等太久了 Okay, but don't wait too long.
记得发生在戴维·华沙身上的事吧 Remember what happened with David Warsaw?
他的妻子离开了他 人人都说: “给他点时间 不要操之过急” His wife left him and everyone said "Give him some time. Don't move in too fast."
6个月后 他死了 Six months later he was dead.
你是说我应该马上跟某人结婚 以防他会死去? Are you saying I should marry someone right away in case he's about to die?
至少你能说你结过婚了 At least you could say you were married.
我是想说 合适你的人或许现在就在某处 I'm saying that the right man for you might be out there right now.
如果你不抓住他 另外某个人就会 If you don't grab him, someone else will,
而你将度过余生 心里知道另一个人嫁了你的丈夫 and you'll spend the rest of your life from now knowing that someone else is married to your husband.
Ten! Hut!
- 什么时候的事情? - 周五 - When did this happen? - Friday.
海伦下班回家 她说：“我不知道我还想不想继续婚姻 ” Helen comes home from work and she says "I don't know if I wanna be married any more."
就像是在事务所 Like it's the institution.
就像不是私人感情 只是某件她不经意想起的事情什么的 Like it's nothing personal, just something she's been thinking about in a casual or what.
我很冷静 我说：“为什么我们不花点时间考虑下？” I'm calm. I say "Why don't we take time to think about it?"
你知道 “不要急着做出什么事” You know "Don't rush into anything."
- 是的 正确 - 第二天她说她想过了 - Yeah, right. - Next day she says she's thought about it.
她想要试验分居 只是想试试 她说 She wants a trial separation. She just wants to try it, she says
但是我们还是可以约会 But we can still date
好像这话就可以缓和下语气 like this is supposed to cushion the blow.
我结婚是为了停止约会 I got married so I could stop dating
所以我看我们继续约会不是什么大刺激 so I don't see we can still dating is any a big incentive
因为你最不想做的 就是跟你妻子约会 她本应该是爱你的 since the last thing you wanna do is date your wife, who is supposed to love you.
这就是我对她说的 这时我意识到也许她不爱我 Which is what I'm saying to her, when it occurs to me maybe she doesn't.
所以我问她：“你不再爱我了吗？” So I say to her "Don't you love me any more?"
你知道她说了什么吗？ “我不知道我是否爱过你 ” D'you know what she says? "I don't know if I've ever loved you."
这很苛刻 That's harsh.
你不能当下就让步 You don't bounce back from that right away.
- 谢谢你 杰斯 - 不 我是个作家 我知道对话 - Thanks, Jess. - No, I'm a writer. I know dialogue.
那话特别无情 That's particularly harsh.
然后她告诉我 她有个同事要去南美 Then she says someone in her office is going to South America
她可以转租他的公寓 and she can sublet his apartment.
我都不敢相信 I can't believe this.
接着门铃响了 And the doorbell rings.
"我可以转租他的公寓" 这句话还在空气中 像是她嘴里的气球 "I can sublet his apartment" - the words still hang in the air like in a balloon touch to her mouth...
- 像卡通画那样 - 没错 - Like a cartoon. - Right.
我去开门 几个搬运工在那里 So I go to the door and there are moving men there.
现在我开始怀疑了 Now I start to get suspicious.
我说：“海伦 你什么时候叫的搬运工？”她什么都没说 I say "Helen, when did you call these movers?" She doesn't say anything.
于是我问搬运工：“这女人什么时候预约的？” So I ask the movers "When did this woman book you for this gate?"
他们就站在那里 And they're just standing there.
三个大块头 其中一个穿T恤的说: “别跟零先生捣乱.” Three huge guys. One with a T-shirt saying "Don't fuck with Mr Zero."
于是我说：“海伦 你是什么时候安排的？” So I said "Helen, when did you make this arrangement?"
她说：“一周前” She says "A week ago."
我说：“你都知道一周了 却没有告诉我？” I said "You've known for a week and you didn't tell me?"
她说：“我不想毁了你的生日” And she says "I didn't wanna ruin your birthday."
你是说 零先生都比你早一周知道你要离婚 You're saying Mr Zero knew you were getting a divorce a week before you did?
- 零先生知道 - 我不敢相信 - Mr Zero knew. - I can't believe this!
我还没告诉你最坏的部分呢 I haven't told you the bad part yet.
还有什么比零先生先知道更坏的？ What's worse than Mr Zero knowing?
那全是谎言 It's all a lie.
她爱上了别人 某个税务律师 She's in love with somebody else. Some tax attorney.
- 她搬去和他住了 - 你怎么发现的? - She moved in with him. - How did you find out?
我跟踪了她 站在大楼外 I followed her. Stood outside the building.
- 真是丢脸 - 跟我说这个 - That's so humiliating! - Tell me about it.
你知道 我明白了 And, you know, I knew.
我明白一直以来我们虽然快乐 也不过是个幻觉 I knew the whole time that even though we were happy, it was an illusion.
那一天她狠狠打击了我 And that one day she'd kick the shit outta me.
婚姻不会因不忠而破裂 Marriages don't break up due to infidelity.
不忠只是某种事情出问题的症状 It's a symptom something else is wrong.
哦 真的吗？那个症状是操我老婆！ Oh, really? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife!
我只是不小心看到了他的美国运通帐单 So I just happened to see his American Express bill.
你说“不小心”是什么意思? What do you mean "just happened" to see it?
他正在刮胡子 帐单在他的公文包里 Well, he was shaving, and there it was in his briefcase.
如果他出来 看见你看他的包怎么办? What if he came out and saw you looking into his briefcase
你忽略了终点 我在跟你说我找到的东西 You're missing the point. I'm telling you what I found.
他刚花了120美元给他妻子买了件新睡衣 He just spent $120 on a new nightgown for his wife.
我认为他绝不会离开她 I don't think he's ever gonna leave her.
没有人认为他想离开她 No one thinks he's ever gonna leave her.
你说得对 你说得对 我知道你说得对 You're right, you're right. I know you're right.
人格成长专架那边有人在盯着你 Someone is staring at you in Personal Growth.
我认识他 你会喜欢他的 他结婚了 I know him. You'd like him. He's married.
- 他是谁? - 哈利·伯恩斯 他是个政治顾问师 - Who is he? - Harry Burns. He's a political consultant.
他很可爱 He's cute.
- 你认为他可爱? - 你怎么知道他结婚了? - You think he's cute? - How do you know he's married?
因为上次我见到他时 他正要结婚 Because last time I saw him he was getting married.
- 多久之前? - 6年前 - When was that? - Six years ago.
那说不定他又单身了 So he might not be married any more.
另外 他很惹人厌 Also, he's obnoxious.
就像那部电影 记得吗？ It's like the movies, remember?
《贵妇失踪案》里 她说：“你是最讨厌的人”... The Lady Vanishes, when she says "You're the most obnoxious man",...
“最卑劣的人” "The most contemptible".
然后他们疯狂的相爱了 then they fall madly in love.
- 而且他从来不记得我 - 莎莉·奥布莱恩 - Also, he never remembers me. - Sally Albright.
- 嗨 哈利 - 我觉得是你 - Hi, Harry. - I thought it was you.
是的 这是玛丽 It is. This is Marie.
刚才是玛丽 Was Marie.
- 你怎么样? - 很好 - How are you? - Fine.
- 乔怎么样? - 可以 - How's Joe? - Fine.
我听说他很好 I hear he's fine.
- 你和乔不在一起了吗? - 我们刚分手 - You're not with Joe any more? - We just broke up.
我很遗憾 真是太糟了 I'm sorry. That's too bad.
是啊 你知道的 Yeah. Well, you know.
是的 Yeah.
那么... So...
- 你怎么样? - 我很好 - What about you? - I'm fine.
婚姻生活如何? How's married life?
不是很好 我正在离婚 Not so good.I'm getting a divorce.
我很遗憾 真的遗憾 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
是的 但又能怎么样? Yeah, well, what're you gonna do?
你们是怎么了? What happened with you guys?
当我和乔开始交往时 我们想要的完全一样 When Joe and I started seeing each other we wanted exactly the same thing.
我们想同居 但不想结婚 We wanted to live together but we didn't wanna get married
因为任何我们认识的人一旦结婚 就毁掉了他们的关系 because every time anyone we knew got married it ruined their relationship.
他们几乎再也没性爱了 They practically never had sex again.
这是真的 没人告诉过你的秘密之一 It's true. That's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.
我和一个有孩子的女性朋友坐在一起 I would sit with my girlfriends who have kids...
实际上 我只有这一个有孩子的朋友 艾丽丝 actually my one girlfriend with kids, Alice,
她会一直抱怨她和盖瑞再也不做了 and she would complain about how she and Gary never did it any more.
她甚至不是在抱怨 她只是实事求是地说 She didn't even complain about it. She said it matter-of-factly.
她说他们整晚起来 俩人总是精疲力尽 She said they were up all night, they were both exhausted all the time,
孩子把他们所有的性冲动都夺走了 the kids took every sexual impulse they had out of them.
乔和我有时说起这事 我们说： Joe and I used to talk about that, and we say
“我们真幸运 我们有绝妙的关系” "We're so lucky. We have this wonderful relationship."
“我们可以在厨房地板上做爱 不用担心孩子走进来” "We can have sex on the kitchen floor and not worry about the kids walking in."
“也可以心血来潮就飞到罗马去” "We can fly off to Rome on a moment's notice."
后来有一天 我带艾丽丝的小女儿玩了一个下午... Then one day I was taking Alice's little girl for the afternoon
因为我答应带她去马戏团 cos I promised to take her to the circus.
我们在出租车里面玩"我侦察" And we were in the cab playing I-spy.
"我侦察到邮筒","我侦察到路灯" "I spy a mailbox", "I spy a lamppost".
她从车窗看出去 看见一个男人和一个女人 And she looked out the window and she saw this man and this woman
和两个小孩子. 那男人让一个孩子坐在他肩膀上 with these two little kids, and the man had one of the kids on his shoulders.
然后她说：“我侦察到一家人” And she said "I spy a family."
然后我哭了起来 你知道 我就那样哭起来 And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying.
我回到家对乔说：“问题是 乔 And I went home and I said "The thing is, Joe,
“我们从来没有心血来潮的飞去罗马.” we never do fly off to Rome on a moment's notice."
那个厨房地板...? And the kitchen floor...?
一次也没有 只是又冷又硬的墨西哥瓷砖 Not once. It's this very cold, hard, Mexican ceramic tile.
总之, Anyway,
我们谈了很长时间 我说：“这就是我想要的” 他说：“我不要” we talked about it for a long time. I said "This is what I want" and he said "I don't".
然后我说：“那么 我想该结束了”他就走了 And I said "Well, I guess it's over." And he left.
结果是...我真的觉得很好 And the thing is, I... I feel really fine.
他这段过去了 我是说真的过去了 I am over him. I mean, I really am over him.
他就是那样 他能给予的就是那么多 That was it for him. That was the most that he could give.
每次我想起这件事 我就越来越深信我没做错 And every time I think about it, I am more and more convinced I did the right thing.
行啊 听起来你真健康 Boy, you sound really healthy.
是的 Yeah.
- 至少我得到了公寓 - 大家也是这样跟我说的 - At least I got the apartment. - That's what everybody says to me.
但说真的 找个公寓有那么难吗？ But really, what's so hard about finding an apartment?
你要做的 就是去读讣告栏 What you do is you read the obituary column.
看看谁死了 去那房子 然后给看门人点钱 You find out who died, go to the building, and then you tip the doorman.
要想搞得更简单点 就把讣告和房地产部分合在一起 What they can do to make it easier is combined obituaries with the real-estate section.
然后你就有：克莱因先生死了, 留下妻子 两个孩子 Then you have "Mr Klein died, leaving a wife, two children
以及一间宽敞三居公寓 带木柴壁炉 and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace."
知道 我们第一次见面时 我真的不太喜欢你 You know the first time we met I really didn't like you that much.
- 我也不喜欢你 - 不对 你喜欢 - I didn't like you. - Yeah, you did.
那个时候你太焦躁了 现在温柔多了 You were just so uptight then. You're much softer now.
我讨厌这种评语 听上去像称赞 但事实上是侮辱 I hate that kind of remark. It sounds like a compliment, but it's an insult.
好吧 你还是像钉子一样硬 OK, you're still as hard as nails.
我只是不想和你睡觉 你却把这当成性格缺陷 I just didn't wanna sleep with you so you wrote it off as a character flaw,
而不考虑别的可能性 或许是你有问题 instead of dealing with the possibility it might have something to do with you.
道歉的诉讼时效是多久? What's the statute of limitations on apologies?
- 10年 - 我刚好过线 - Ten years. - I can just get it in under the wire.
你愿找个时间与我共进晚餐吗? Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?
现在我们成朋友了吗? Are we becoming friends now?
这个... Well...
是的 Yeah.
太好了！一个女性朋友 Great! A woman friend.
你可能是第一个有魅力而我不想睡的的女人 有生以来 You know you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.
这太好了 哈利 That's wonderful, Harry.
- 我们出生在同一家医院 - 在1921年 - We were born in the same hospital,... - ln 1921 .
- ...只相差7天 - 在同一家医院 - ..seven days apart. - ln the same hospital.
- 我们长大的地方互相只隔一个街区 - 我们都住廉价公寓 - We both grew up one block apart away from eachother. - We lived in tenements.
- 在下东区 - 在德兰西街 - On the Lower East Side. - On Delancey Street.
- 我十岁时家搬到布朗克斯 - 他住在福德汉姆路 - My family moved to the Bronx when I was ten. - He lived on Fordham Road.
- 她在11岁的时候搬了家 - 我住在183号大街 - She moved when she was 11 . - I lived on 183rd Street.
6年里她在15楼当护士 In six years she worked on the 15th floor as a nurse.
我为一个很有名望的神经科医生工作 I worked for a prominent neurologist,...
- 我在14楼实习 就在同一栋楼里 - Permelman医生 - I had a practice on the 14th floor the very same building. - ..Dr Permelman.
- 我们从未遇到过 - 从来没有 - We never met. - Never met.
- 你能想象吗? - 你知道我们在哪里遇到的吗？在电梯里 - Can you imagine that? - D'you know where we met? An elevator.
- 我去拜访亲戚 - 在国宾酒店 - I was visiting family. - ln the Ambassador Hotel.
- 在芝加哥 伊利诺伊 - 他住在3楼 我在12楼 -...in Chicago Illinois - He was on the third floor, I was on the 12th.
我多上了9层楼只为了能继续和她说话 I rode up nine extra floors just to keep talking to her.
多上了9层 Nine extra floors.
- 哈啰 - 你睡了吗? - Hello. - You sleeping?
- 没有 我在看《卡萨布兰卡》 - 频道？ - No, I was watching "Casablanca". - Channel?
- 11 - 谢谢 找到了 - Eleven. - Thank you. Got it.
你跟我说过 你和维克托·拉斯洛在一起会比和亨弗莱·鲍嘉更快乐 And you were telling me you'd be happier with Victor Laszlo than with Humphrey Bogart?
- 我什么时候说过？ - 在我们开车去纽约的路上 - When did I say that? - When we drove to New York.
- 我从没说过 我绝不会那么说 - 好吧 你说啥就是啥 - I never said that. I'd never say that. - All right, fine. Have it your way.
- 你睡得着吗? - 怎么? - Have you been sleeping? - Why?
因为我一直睡不着 我真的想念海伦 Cos I haven't been sleeping. I really miss Helen.
也许我有些不对劲 昨晚我在看西班牙版的《反斗小宝贝》 Maybe I'm coming down with something. I watched "Leave It to Beaver" in Spanish.
(西班牙语)
我不太好 I'm not well.
我昨晚7:30就睡觉 从我3年级起就没这么做过 I went to bed at 7.30. I haven't done that since third grade.
那倒是沮丧的好处...你得到了休息 That's the good thing about depression you get your rest.
- 我并不沮丧 - 好吧 - I'm not depressed. - OK. Fine.
你还是睡在床的同一边吗? Do you still sleep on the same side ofthe bed?
我有一段时间是 现在我基本是睡整张床 I did for a while, but now I'm pretty muche using the whole bed.
天啊 太好了 我把腿伸过去时会觉得很奇怪 God, that's great. I feel weird when just my leg wanders over.
我想她 I miss her.
- 我不想他 我真的不想 - 一点也不想? - I don't miss him. I really don't. - Not even a little?
你知道我想念什么吗? You know what I miss?
我想念他这个概念 I miss the idea of him.
也许我只是想海伦这个概念 Maybe I only miss the idea ofHelen.
不 我想念海伦的所有 No, I miss the whole Helen.
最后一幕 Last scene.
再见 瑞克 上帝保佑你 Goodbye, Rick. God bless you.
英格利·褒曼 她好伺候 lngrid Bergman. She's low maintenance.
- 好伺候? - 有两种女人 - Low maintenance? - There are two kinds of women.
- 难伺候的和好伺候的 - 英格利·褒曼是好伺候的？ - High maintenance and low maintenance. - And lngrid Bergman is low maintenance?
好伺候 绝对是 An LM, definitely.
- 我属于哪一种? - 你是最糟糕的那种 - Which one am I? - You're the worst kind.
你难伺候 但你以为你好伺候 You're high maintenance, but you think you're low maintenance.
- 我没看出来 - 你没看出来？ - I don't see that. - You don't see that?
"侍者 家常沙拉 但是不要普通沙拉酱" "Waiter, a house salad, but not the regular dressing."
"我要油和醋--但要放在旁边." "I'll have balsamic vinegar - but on the side."
"鲑鱼要黄芥末--但我要黄芥末放在旁边." "Then salmon with mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side."
- "放在旁边"对你来说是件大事 - 我只是想要我喜欢的方式 - "On the side" is a big thing for you. - I just want it the way I want it.
我知道 难伺候 I know. High maintenance.
1万法郎可以付清我们所有费用了 .. 10,000F should pay our expenses.
我们的费用? Our expenses?
路易斯 我想这是一段美好的友谊的开始 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
有史以来最好的电影结束台词 Best last line of a movie ever.
我肯定是有些不对劲 也许是个24小时肿瘤在到处窜 I'm definitely coming down with something. Probably a 24-hour tumour were there going around.
- 你不会长肿瘤的 - 你怎么知道? - You don't have a tumour. - How do you know?
如果你很担心 去看医生吧 If you're so worried, go see a doctor.
不 他会告诉我什么也没有 No, he'll just tell me it's nothing.
- 你能入睡吗? - 睡不着也没事 - Will you be able to sleep? - If not, I'll be OK.
- 你要做什么? - 我会通宵呻吟 - What'll you do? - I'll stay up and moan.
也许我现在就应该练习下 Maybe I should practise now.
晚安 哈利 Good night, Harry.
晚安 Good night.
我又做那个梦了 我在做爱 奥林匹克裁判在看着 I had my dream again - where I'm making love and Olympic judges are watching?
我已经击败对手 最后关头：决赛 I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it: the finals.
加拿大裁判给了我9.8分 美国裁判给了我10分满分 I got a 9.8 from the Canadian, a perfect 10 from the American,
我的母亲 伪装成一个东德裁判给了我5.6分 and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6.
肯定是因为下法不好 Must've been the dismount.
基本上从12岁开始就是一样的梦 Basically it's the same one I've had since I was 1 2.
- 发生了什么? - 不...这太令人难为情了 - What happens? - No, it's... It's too embarrassing.
- 那就别告诉我 - 好吧 有一个人 - Don't tell me. - OK, there's this guy.
- 他长什么样? - 我不知道.他是个没有面孔的人 - What's he look like? - I don't know. He's just kinda faceless.
没有面孔的人 好吧 然后发生了什么? A faceless guy. OK. Then what happens?
他扒下了我的衣服 He rips off my clothes.
- 然后怎样? - 就是这样 - Then what happens? - That's it.
就是这样？一个没有面孔的人扒下你的衣服 That's it? A faceless guy rips off your clothes.
这就是你从12岁开始的性幻想？ And that's the sex fantasy you've had since you were 12.
完全一样？ Exactly the same?
有时会有一些小变化 Well, sometimes I vary it a little.
- 哪些? - 我穿的东西 - Which part? - What I'm wearing.
- 什么? - 没什么 - What? - Nothing.
我决定了 今天剩下的时间 I have decided that for the rest of today
我们要像这样说话 we are going to talk like this.
- 像这样? - 不 请重复我的话 - Like this? - No. Please to repeat after me.
- 胡椒 - 胡椒 - Pepper. - Pepper.
- 胡椒 - 胡椒 - Pepper. - Pepper!
- 胡椒 - 胡椒 - Pepper. - Pepper.
服务员 我的胡椒菜里胡椒放太多了 Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
但我很骄傲来分享你的核桃派 But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie.
哦,不! Oh, no!
- 但我很骄傲 - 但我很骄傲 - But I would be proud. - But I would be proud.
- 来分享 - 来分享 - To partake. - To partake.
- 你的核桃派 - 你的核桃派 - Of your pecan pie. - Of your pecan pie.
- 核桃派 - 核桃派 - Pecan pie. - Pecan pie.
- 核桃派 - 核桃派 - Pecan pie. - Pecan pie!
- 你今晚想和我去看电影吗? - 你想去... - Would you like to go to the movies with me tonight? - Would you like to go...
不要重复 请真的回答 Not to repeat. Please, to answer.
今晚你想和我去看电影吗? Would you like to go to the movies tonight?
我很愿意去 哈利 不过我去不了 Well, I'd love to, Harry, but I can't.
你要干什么？火辣约会？ What do you have? A hot date?
- 恩 是的. - 真的? - Well, yeah. Yeah. - Really?
是的 我正想告诉你 但是我就是觉得有点奇怪 Yeah. I was gonna tell you, but, I don't know, I felt strange about it.
- 为什么? - 因为我们在一起渡过了那么多时间 - Why? - Cos we've spent so much time together.
我认为你能去约会真是太好了 I think it's great that you have a date.
- 是吗? - 是的 - You do? - Yeah.
- 你打算就穿成现在这样吗? - 是的 - Is that what you're gonna wear? - Yeah.
这个 我不知道了 为什么? Well, I don't know. Why?
我认为你应该多穿裙子 你穿裙子很好看 I think you should wear skirts more. You look really good in skirts.
- 是吗? - 是的 - I do? - Yeah.
我认为“象形文字”一部连环画 主角名字叫斯芬克司 I think hieroglyphics are really a comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
- 哈利 你也应该去约会了 - 我还没准备好 - Harry, you should get out there, too. - I'm not ready.
- 你应该约会的 - 我现在约会对谁都没有好处 - You should. - I would not be good for anybody now.
是时候了 It's time.
那是我有生以来最不舒服的一夜 It was the most uncomfortable night of my life.
不对 这个要往那边 See, no, it has to go this way.
第一次约会回来总是最糟的 哈利 The first date back is always the toughest, Harry.
你才约会了一次 You only had one date.
你怎么知道不会变得更糟糕？ How do you know it won't get worse?
还能变得多糟糕？ How much worse can it get
吃完饭他从我头上拔了根头发 就在桌上当牙线剔牙 than finishing dinner, having him pull a hair out of my head and floss with it at the table?
这是梦幻约会了 和我的惨状相比 We're talking dream date compared to my horror.
一开始还不错 她是个很好的人 It started out fine. She's a very nice person.
我们坐着谈话 是一家她想去的埃塞俄比亚餐厅 And we're sitting and talking in this Ethiopian restaurant she wanted to go to.
我开玩笑 比如“我不知道埃塞俄比亚有没有吃的” I was making jokes, like "I didn't know they had food in Ethiopia."
“肯定会是很快的一餐 我点两个空盘子 然后我们可以走了” "This'll be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave."
对了！她毫无反应 连个微笑都没有 Yeah! Nothing from her, not even a smile.
于是我换挡闲聊 问她是在哪儿上的学 So I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to school.
她说是密歇根州大学 She says Michigan State.
这让我想起海伦 And this reminds me of Helen.
突然间我被强烈的焦虑包围... All of a sudden I'm in the middle of an anxiety attack -
心跳得像个野人 汗流得像只猪 my heart's beatin' like a wild man and I start sweatin' like a pig.
- 海伦上密歇根州大学? - 不 她上西北大学 - Helen went to Michigan State? - No, she went to Northwestern.
但是它们都是10大名校 But they're both Big Ten schools.
我开始沮丧 必须离开餐厅 I got so upset I had to leave the restaurant.
哈利 我想这需要很长时间 Harry, I think this takes a long time.
也许需要数月 我们才能享受与新认识的人约会 It might be months before we're able to enjoy going out with someone new.
是的 Yeah.
也许要更长的时间 我们才能和新认识的人上床 Maybe longer before we're able to go to bed with someone new.
呃 我和她上床了 Oh, I went to bed with her.
- 你和她上床了? - 当然 - You went to bed with her?! - Sure.
- 我不明白你们这算什么关系 - 什么意思? - I don't understand this relationship. - What d'ya mean?
- 喜欢和她在一起？ - 是的 - Enjoy being with her? - Yeah.
- 你觉得她很迷人？ - 是的 - You find her attractive? - Yeah.
- 你却没有和她睡觉 - 没有 - And you're not sleeping with her? - No.
你害怕让自己快乐 You're afraid to let yourself be happy.
为什么你不能给我点信心？这对我是件大事 Why can't you gimme credit for this? This is a big thing for me.
我从没和不涉及性关系的女人交往过 感觉我在成长 I never had a relationship with a woman that didn't involve sex. Feel like I'm growing.
- 你打完了吗？ - 我投了很多铜板 是我先来的 - Are you finished? - I got a stack o' quarters. I was here first.
- 不是 - 是 - Were not. - Was too.
- 不是 - 是 - Were not! - Was too!
- 大混蛋 - 小讨厌 - Big jerk. - Little creep.
- 说到哪了? - 你在成长 - Where was I? - You were growing.
对 Yeah.
感觉很自由 我可以和她说任何事情 It's very freeing. I can say anything to her.
你是说 你可以跟她说不能跟我说的事？ Are you saying you can say things to her you can't say to me?
不 只是不一样 这是一种完全不同的视角 No, just different, it's a whole different perspective.
我得知了女人对事物的看法 I get the woman's point of view on things.
她告诉我她约会的男人 我和她讨论我约会的女人 She tells me about the men she sees, and I talk to her about the women I see.
- 你和她谈论其他女人? - 是的 - You tell her about other women? - Yeah.
比如有一晚 我和一个女人做爱 简直不可思议 Like the other night, I made love to this woman and it was so incredible.
我把她带到了非人类的境界 她真的喵喵叫 I took her to a place that wasn't human. She actually meowed.
- 你让一个女人喵喵叫? - 是的 重点是：我能跟她谈论这种事 - You made a woman meow? - Yeah, and the point is I can say these things to her.
最棒的是 我不必说谎 因为我没有老想着怎么把她弄上床 And the great thing is, I don't have to lie because I'm not always thinking about how to get her into bed.
我可以做我自己 I can just be myself.
你让一个女人喵喵叫？ You made a woman meow?
你怎么对付这些女人的？就从床上起来离开吗? What do you do with these women? Just get up bed and leave?
当然 Sure.
解释下你怎么做到的 你说了什么? Explain how you do it. What do you say?
我说我早晨要开会 早上要理发 早上要打壁球 I say I have an early meeting, early haircut, early squash game.
- 你不打壁球 - 她们不知道 她们刚认识我 - You don't play squash. - They don't know that. They just met me.
- 这真恶心 - 我知道 我感觉很糟 - That's disgusting. - I know. I feel terrible.
我真高兴我从没和你有瓜葛 I'm so glad I never got involved with you.
我本来会成为那种女人 凌晨3点你从床上爬起来 I just would've been some woman you had to get outta bed and leave at 3am in the morning
说要去清洗你的铁木柴架 and go clean your andirons.
你都没有壁炉 You don't even have a fireplace.
而我可能不知道 Not that I would know this.
你为什么不高兴？这跟你无关 Why are you upset? This isn't about you.
不 有关系 Yes, it is!
你冒犯了所有的女人 而我是个女人 You are a human affront to all women, and I am a woman.
嘿 我并不觉得这样很好 可我也从没听到谁抱怨 Hey, I don't feel great about this, but I don't hear anyone complaining.
当然没有 你那么快就出门 Of course not. You're out the door too fast.
我认为她们度过了不错的时光 I think they have an OK time.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
我怎么知道？我就是知道 What d'ya mean how do I know? I know.
- 因为她们... - 是的 因为她们... - Because they... - Yes, because they...
你怎么知道她们真的... How do you know that they're really...
你在说什么？ 她们假装高潮？ What're you saying? They fake orgasm?
- 有可能 - 少来了！ - It's possible. - Get outta here!
怎么？大多数女人都假装过一两次 Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
- 她们没有欺骗我 - 你怎么知道? - They haven't faked it with me. - How do you know?
因为我知道 Because I know.
对了 没错 Right. That's right.
我忘记了 你是个男人 I forgot. You're a man.
- 这是什么意思? - 没什么 - What is that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
所有男人都确信这不会发生在他身上 It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them
而大多数女人却时不时做过 and most women one time or another have done it,
你自己算吧 so you do the math.
你认为我分辨不出来吗? You don't think I could tell the difference?
- 分不出 - 少来了 - No. - Get outta here.
你没事吧? Are you OK?
天啊 Oh, God.
噢对 就是这里 Oh, yeah, right there.
噢 天 Oh, God.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
天啊 Oh, God.
她点什么我就要什么 I'll have what she's having.
~ 雪橇铃儿响 ~ Sleigh bells ring
~ 你在听吗 ~ Are you listening?
~ 雪在小道闪耀 ~ ln the lane snow is glistening
~ 如此美景 ~ A beautiful sight
~ 今晚我们欢乐 ~ We're happy tonight
~ 走进冬日奇境 ~ Walking in a winter wonderland
~ 青鸟飞离 ~ Gone away is the bluebird
~ 一只新鸟来到 ~ Here to stay is a new bird
~ 它伴随我们 唱一支情歌 ~ He sings a love song as we go along
~ 走进冬日奇境 ~ Walking in a winter wonderland
~ 我们在草地上堆雪人 ~ ln the meadow we can build a snowman
~ 假装他是布朗牧师 ~ And pretend that he is Parson Brown
~ 他会说：你们结婚了吗？ ~ He'll say "Are you married?"
~ 我们说 没有 伙计 ~ We'll say "No, man"
~ 但你可以到镇上去证婚 兄弟 ~ "But you can do thejob when you're in town, brother"
~ 后来我们憧憬 ~ Later on we'll conspire
~ 伴随炉边美梦 ~ As we dream by the fire
~ 无畏地面对 我们制定的计划 ~ To face unafraid the plans that we made
~ 走进冬日奇境 ~ Walking in a winter wonderland
~ 要是他们要求 ~ lf they asked me
~ 我能写一本书 ~ I could write a book
~ 关于你的步子和低语 ~ About the way you walk and whisper...
- 我喜欢你没胡子 可以看到你的脸 - 这就是我的脸 - I like you without beard. I see your face. - It is my face!
放下你了 Whoa! Dipping you.
- 我真的很感谢你今晚带我出来 - 别傻了 - I really wanna thank you for taking me out tonight. - Don't be silly.
明年元旦 如果我们都没有和别人交往 你就和我约会吧 The next New Year's Eve, if neither of us is with anybody, you got a date.
成交 Deal.
看 我们可以脸贴脸跳舞了 See? Now we can dance cheek to cheek.
~ 只是为了告诉他们 ~ lsjust to tell them
~ 我爱你那么多 ~ That I love you a lot
~ 然后全世界就发现 ~ Then the world discovers
~ 我书的结局 ~ As my book ends
~ 怎么让两个爱人 ~ How to make two lovers
~ 成为朋友 ~ Of friends
大家注意！还有10秒钟到新年! Hey, everybody! Ten seconds to New Year!
- 10... - 想透透气吗? - Ten,... - Wanna get some air?
- 好的 - ...7,6,5,4 - Yeah. - ..seven, six, five, four,
3、2、1 three, two, one!
新年快乐! Happy New Year!
- 新年快乐! - 新年快乐! - Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
他是男生营的辅导员 我是女生营的辅导员 He was a head counsellor at boys' camp, I was a head counsellor at girls' camp,
一天晚上有联谊活动 他穿过房间走过来 and they had a social one night, and he walked across the room.
我以为他是想和我朋友Maxine交谈 I thought he was coming to talk to my friend Maxine,
因为总是有人会来和Maxine交谈 cos people were always crossing rooms to talk to Maxine.
可是他是来找我的 他说 But he was coming to talk to me, and he said
我是Coney岛Smalls家族的Ben Small "I'm Ben Small of the Coney lsland Smalls."
那一刻我就明白了 就像你看见好瓜就知道一样 At that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.
你给自己送了花 You sent flowers to yourself.
我花了60美元买那一大捧烂插花 我还写了张卡片 $60 I spent on this big stupid arrangement of flowers, and I wrote a card
我打算放到桌子上 让亚瑟可以碰巧看到 that I planned to leave on the table where Arthur would just happen to see it.
卡上面写了什么? What did the card say?
"答应我吧 爱你的约翰森." "Please say yes. Love Jonathan."
- 有用吗？ - 他连来都没来 - Did it work? - He never even came over.
他忘记了一个慈善会 他妻子还是主席 He forgot this charity thing his wife is chairman of.
他绝不可能离开她 He's never gonna leave her!
- 他当然不会了 - 你说得对 我知道你说得对 - Of course he isn't. - You're right. I know you're right.
- 是在什么地方? - 下个街区的一个地方 - Where is this place? - Somewhere on the next block.
我不敢相信自己做了这种事 I can't believe I'm doing this.
哈利是我最好的朋友之一 你也是我最好的朋友之一 Harry is one of my best friends and you are one of my best friends.
如果万一你们两个擦出了火花, 我们还可以是朋友 不会疏远 And if by some chance you two hit it off, we could still be friends, instead of drifting apart
就像你在和不认识你朋友的人约会后那样 like you do when you date someone who doesn't know your friends.
我和亚瑟交往 你和我也没疏远啊 You and I haven't drifted apart since I started seeing Arthur.
如果亚瑟离开了他妻子 而我遇见真命天子 If Arthur ever left his wife and I actually met him,
我确定你和我会疏远的 I am sure that you and I would drift apart.
他永远不会离开她的 He's never gonna leave her.
他当然不会了 Of course he isn't.
你是对的 我知道你是对的 You're right. I know you're right.
- 这事我说不好 - 只是吃顿饭 - I dunno about this. - It's just a dinner.
我好不容易走到这一步 习惯了只有我和我的工作这一事实 I've finally gotten to a place where I'm comfortable with the fact that just me and my work.
如果她真的那么好 你怎么不约她？ If she's so great why don't you date her?
我得告诉你多少遍？我们只是朋友 How many time do I told you. We're just friends.
那你是在说她不迷人吗？ So you're saying she's not attractive?
不 我跟你说过 她很迷人 No, I've told you, she is attractive.
- 对 但你还说她个性很好 - 她的个性是很好 - Yeah, but you also said she had a good personality. - She has a good personality.
怎么了? What?
当某人不迷人的时候 他们总是被形容为个性好 When someone's not attractive, they're described as having a good personality.
如果你问我“她长相如何” 而我说：“她个性很好” If you're asking "What does she look like?" and I'd said "She has a good personality",
那是说她不迷人 That means she's not attractive.
但是仅仅因为我提到她个性很好 她可能有两种情况 But just because I mentioned she has a good personality, she could be either.
她可能迷人而个性又好 或者不迷人但个性很好 She could be attractive with a good personality, or not attractive with a good personality.
- 那她属于哪种? - 迷人 - So which one is she? - Attractive.
但是不漂亮 对吧? But not beautiful, right?
这就像 不管何时我读到Jimmy Breslin It's like, whenever I read Jimmy Breslin,
就好像是 他为纽约城留下某种唤醒电话 it's as if he's leaving some kind of a wake-up call for the City of New York.
你说的“唤醒电话”是什么意思? What d'you mean by a "wake-up call"?
他说我们的城市里面获得福利的人... He's saying that we've got people in the city who are on welfare...
我看过你设计的展示窗吗? Would I have seen any of your windows?
几周前我刚刚做了个人质主题的 A couple of weeks ago I did a thing with hostages.
- 戴着眼罩的人? - 是的 - The people in blindfolds. - Yeah.
我认为它像是80年代末风格 I thought it was like late '80s.
很有意思 That's interesting.
只能说我真不是Jimmy Breslin的大粉丝 Let's just say I'm not a big fan of Jimmy Breslin.
他是我成为作家的原因 但那不重要 Well, he's the reason I became a writer, but that's not important.
哈利 你和玛丽都是新泽西人 Harry, you and Marie are both from New Jersey.
- 真的吗? - 什么地方? - Really? - Where're you from?
- 南奥兰治 - 哈登菲尔德 - South Orange. - Haddonfield.
好吧 我们点些什么呢? So, what are we gonna order?
我想先来点烤菊苣 I'm gonna start with the grilled radicchio.
杰斯·莎莉是个点菜专家 不仅能点出菜单上最好的东西 Jess·Sally is a great orderer. Not only does she always pick the best thing on the menu,
而且她可以用自己的方法点出 主厨都无法相信的美味 but she orders it in a way even the chef didn't know how good it could be.
- 我觉得餐厅变得过于重要了 - 我同意 - Restaurants have become too important. - I agree.
"80年代餐厅之于民众 就像60年代电影院之于民众." "Restaurants are to people in the '80s what theatre was to people in the '60s."
我在杂志上看到的 I read that in a magazine.
那是我写的 I wrote that.
- 少来了 - 没有 是真的.是我写的 - Get outta here. - No, I did! I wrote that.
我这辈子还从没有引用过杂志 真不可思议 I've never quoted anything from a magazine in my life. That's amazing.
你们不认为不可思议吗？而且是你写的? Don't you think that's amazing? And you wrote it?
我还写了"香蒜沙司是80年代的乳蛋饼." I also wrote "Pesto is the quiche of the '80s."
- 你少来了! - 是真的! - Get over yourself! - I did!
- 我是从哪里看到的? - 《纽约杂志》 - Where did I read that? - New York Magazine.
莎莉也为《纽约杂志》写东西 Sally writes for New York Magazine.
你知道吗 那篇文章对我影响很大. 我对写作了解不多... You know, that piece had a real impact on me. I don't know much about writing...
那是为你代言 这让我荣幸 It spoke to you, and that pleases me.
我是说你必须要赞美那些表达能力出色的人 I mean, you have to admire people who can be that articulate.
以前从没有人当面引用我的话 Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before.
我一直在找一双红色小山羊皮鞋 I've been looking for a red suede pump.
你认为杰斯怎么样？ What do you think of Jess?
- 恩... - 你觉得自己能和他约会吗？ - Well... - Do you think you could go out with him?
- 我不知道... - 因为我觉得和他在一起很愉快 - I don't know... - Cos I feel really comfortable with him.
- 你想和杰斯约会 - 如果你觉得没问题的话 - You wanna go out with Jess. - If it would be all right with you.
当然 当然 我只是为哈利担心 Sure. Sure. I'm just worried about Harry.
他很敏感 正在渡过失恋期 我不想你马上拒绝他 He's sensitive, he's going through a rough period, and I don't want you to reject him right now.
我不会的 我完全理解 I wouldn't. I totally understand.
如果你不打算约玛丽 你介意我约她吗? If you don't think you're gonna call Marie, do you mind if I call her?
- 不 不介意 - 好 很好 - No, no. - Good. Good.
但是今晚你不能做 But for tonight you shouldn't.
我是说 莎莉现在很脆弱 I mean, Sally's very vulnerable right now.
你可以约玛丽 没关系 但是先等几周 You can call Marie, it's fine. but wait a week or so, you know
今晚不要有行动 Don't make any moves tonight.
好的 没问题 我从没想过在今晚 Fine. No problem. I wasn't even thinking about tonight.
我不太想再走路了 我想打个车 Well, I don't feel like walking any more. I think I'll get a cab.
- 我和你一起走 - 太棒了！ - I'll go with you. - Great!
出租车! Taxi!
有个人来找我 说：“我给你找了个好女孩” A man came to me and said "I found nice girl for you."
“她住在隔壁村子里... "She lives in the next village
“她已经准备好要结婚了” and she is ready for marriage."
在婚礼前我们本不应该见面的 We were not supposed to meet until the wedding,
但是我想确定一下 but I wanted to make sure.
所以我偷偷溜到她们村子里 藏在一棵树后面 So I sneak into her village, hid behind a tree,
看她洗衣服 watch her washing the clothes.
我想要是我不喜欢她的相貌 我就不娶她 I think if I don't like the way she looks, I don't marry her.
但是我觉得她看上去很不错 But she looked very nice to me.
所以我跟那个人说“好” So I said "OK" to the man.
我们结婚了 We get married.
我们结婚55年了 We married for 55 years.
4个月后
- 我一定要买这个 - 哈利 我们是来给杰斯和玛丽买礼物的 - I have to get this. - Harry, we're here for Jess and Marie.
我知道 我们会找到东西给他们的 这里东西很棒 I know, we'll find them something. There's great stuff here.
本该去植物商店好了 Should have gone to the plant store.
- 这个 完美适合他们 - 这是什么? - Here. Perfect for them. - What's that?
电池驱动的遮阳帽 带风扇 Battery-operated pith helmet, with fan.
- 为什么这是生活必需品? - 我不知道 - Why is this necessary in life? - I don't know.
看这个 还可以做炸薯条 Look at this. Also makes great fries.
很好 把狗叫回来 狩猎结束了 Good. Call off the dogs. The hunt is over.
莎莉 这是最棒的 Sally, this is the greatest.
莎莉 请向我报告 Sally, please report to me.
看看这个 这是最棒的 你会喜欢的 Look at this. This is the greatest. You're gonna love this.
这是个伴唱机 This is a singing machine.
看 你主唱 这东西混音伴奏什么的 Look, you sing the lead and this mix up the backup an everything.
- 这是从俄克拉荷马州来的 - "带花边顶蓬的四轮马车". - This is from Oklahoma! - "Surrey with the Fringe on Top".
是的 很棒 Yes, perfect.
~ 鸡鸭鹅们最好快跑 ~ Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
~ 当我带你坐我的四轮马车外出时 ~ When I take you out in my surrey
~ 当我带你外出时 坐我带花边顶蓬的四轮马车 ~ When I take you out in my surrey with the fringe on top
该你了 Now you!
~ 看看那顶蓬是如何摇摆 ~ Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
~ 当我驱赶那些高视阔步的人 ~ When I drive those high-steppin' strutters
~ 好事之徒透过百叶窗偷看 ~ Nosey pokes'll peek through the shutters
~ 他们的眼睛都会鼓出来 ~ And their eyes will pop!
~ 轮子是黄色 装饰是棕色的 ~ The wheels are yellow, the upholstery's brown
~ 前挡板是真皮的 ~ The dashboard's genuine leather
~ 玻璃后的窗帘... ~ With isinglass curtains that will ro...
怎么了? What?
因为我的声音 对吧？你讨厌我的声音 It's my voice, isn't it? You hate my voice.
- 我知道 很糟糕 乔不喜欢... - 那是海伦 - I know, it's terrible. Joe hated it... - It's Helen.
海伦？ Helen?
她正朝我走过来 She's coming right towards me.
你好吗 哈利？ How are you, Harry?
很好 我很好 Fine. I'm fine.
这是艾拉·斯通 This is Ira Stone.
哈利·伯恩斯. Harry Burns.
哈利. Harry
抱歉 这是莎莉·奥布莱恩 I'm sorry. This is Sally Albright.
海伦·希尔森 Helen Hillson
还有艾拉 and Ira.
莎莉 Sally.
- 很高兴见到你 - 嗨 - Nice to meet you. - Hi.
那么... Well...
- 再见 - 哦 拜拜 - See you. - Yeah. Bye.
很高兴见到你 艾拉 Nice to meet you, Ira.
你没事吧？ You OK?
是的 我好极了 Yeah, I'm perfect.
她看上去很奇怪 是不是. 她看上去实在很奇怪 She looked weird, didn't she? She looked really weird.
我以前从没见过她 Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy.
相信我 她看上去真怪 她的腿看着很粗 Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy.
- 真的 她肯定是浮肿了 - 哈利! - Really, she must be retaining water. - Harry!
相信我 这个女人什么都留着 Believe me, the woman saved everything.
你肯定没事吗？ Sure you're OK?
我很好 I'm fine.
瞧 这事某个时刻总会发生 Look, it had to happen at some point.
在一个八百万人口的城市里 你和前妻注定相遇 In a city of eight million, you're bound to run into your ex-wife.
所以“嘭”就发生了 So it happened.
我现在很好 And now I'm fine.
我喜欢它 它很好 对我来说有家的感觉 I like it. It works. It says "home" to me.
好吧 好吧 我们让哈利和莎莉评判 All right. All right. We'll let Harry and Sally be the judge.
你们认为怎么样? What do you think?
- 它很好 - 讨论结束了 - It's nice. - Case closed.
当然他会喜欢 他是个男的 Of course he likes it - he's a guy.
莎莉 Sally?
这有什么难看的? What's so awful about it?
这很难看 都没法说它有多难看 It's so awful, there's no way to begin to explain what's so awful about it.
亲爱的 我没有反对过你的东西 Honey, I don't object to your things.
如果我们有多余的房间 If we had an extra room
你可以你的东西全放进去 包括你的高脚椅... you could put all your things in it, like your bar stools...
亲爱的 等下 亲爱的 等等 Honey, wait, wait. Honey, wait. You don't like my bar stools?
你不喜欢我的高脚椅？ You don't like my bar stools?
哈利 过来 总得有人站到我的一边 Harry, come on, someone has to be on my side.
我站在你的那边 我只是在帮你建立好品味 I'm on your side. I just trying to help you to have good taste.
我很有品味! I have good taste!
人人都以为自己有正常人的好品味 Everybody thinks they have good taste in the sense of human
但大家不可能全都有品味 but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.
你知道吗 很好笑 You know, it's funny.
我们就是这样开始的 海伦和我 We started out like this, Helen and I.
我们有空白墙壁 我们挂上东西 我们一起挑瓷砖 We had blank walls. We hung things, we picked out tiles together.
然后你知道会发生什么吗？ Then you know what happens?
6年以后 你发现自己唱着 "花边顶蓬的四轮马车" Six years later you found yourself singing "Surrey with the Fringe on Top"
就在艾拉面前 in front of lra!
我们必须现在说这个吗？ Do we have to talk about this right now?
是的 我认为现在正是最合适说这个的时候 Yes. I think right now actually is the perfect time we talk about this,
因为我想让我们的朋友能从我的经验里面受益 because I want our friends to benefit from the wisdom of my experience.
现在什么都很好 Right now everything is great.
人人都高兴 人人都爱着 这样好极了 Everyone is happy, everyone is in love, and that's wonderful.
但是你们得知道 But you gotta know
或迟或早 你们会互相叫喊谁该得到这个盘子 that sooner or later, you'll be screaming at each other about who'll get this dish.
这个8美元的盘子 会花掉你们1000美元的电话费 This $8 dish will cost you $1 ,000 in phone calls
打给律所 说“那是我的 这是你的” to the legal firm of "That's mine, this is yours".
- 哈利 - 请等等 - Harry! - Please.
杰斯 玛丽 Jess, Marie
帮我个忙 为了你们自己好 do me a favour for your own good.
现在就把名字写在你自己的书上 Put your name in your owe books right now
别等到它们混在一起 你们不知道谁是谁的 before they mixed up you don't know whose is whose,
因为有一天 信不信由你... because some day, believe it or not
你们会打15回合决定这个咖啡桌归谁 you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table.
这个愚蠢 马车轮子 罗伊罗杰斯 清仓拍卖的咖啡桌 This stupid, wagon-wheel, Roy-Rogers, garage-sale coffee table!
我以为你喜欢它 I thought you liked it.
我那是客气 I was being nice!
他刚刚遇到了海伦 He just bumped into Helen.
我想让你知道 I want you to know
我永远不会... that I will never...
要那个马车轮咖啡桌的 want that wagon-wheel coffee table.
我知道 我知道 我不应该那样 I know, I know, I shouldn't have done it.
哈利 你必须想个办法... Harry, you have to try to find a way
不要把你所有的情绪都表达出来 不管什么时候有所感受 of not expressing every feeling you have, every moment that you have them.
- 真的吗？ - 是的 - Oh, really? - Yes.
事情要分时间和地点 There are times and places for things.
那好 下次你做社交礼仪演讲的时候 Well, the next time you're giving a lecture on social graces
麻烦通知我 我要参加 would you tell me cos I'll sign up.
你没必要把怒气转向我 You don't have to take your anger out on me.
我认为我有资格向你发点火 Oh, I think I'm entitled to throw a little anger your way.
特别是当“医院拐角小姐”告诉我如何过好我的生活时 Especially when I'm being told how to live my life by Miss Hospital Corners!
那是什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
我的意思是 任何事情都不会困扰你 I mean nothing bothers you!
你从来不为任何事情生气吗 You never get upset about anything!
别犯傻了 Don't be ridiculous!
怎么？ What?
你从来不生乔的气 我从没见到过 这怎么可能？ You never get upset about Joe. I never see it back up on you. How is it possible?
你从来没有经历过失落感吗？ Don't you experience any feelings of loss?
我不用听你这些废话 I don't have to take this crap from you.
如果你忘了乔 为什么不交往其他人？ If you're over Joe, why not see people?
我交往! I see people!
交往？你和乔分手后跟某个人睡过吗？ See people! Have you slept with one person since you broke up with Joe?
这事情和别的事情有个毛关系？ What the hell does that have to do with anything?
这就能证明我忘了乔？因为我和别人搞过？ That will prove I'm over Joe because I fuck somebody?!
哈利 你必须搬回新泽西去 Harry, you have to move back to New Jersey
因为你和纽约的每个人睡过了 Because you've slept with everyone in New York.
我没看到那样就能让海伦在你记忆中模糊 I don't see that turning Helen into a faint memory for you.
另外 只有在爱的时候我才跟人做爱 Besides, I will make love with somebody when it is making love.
而不是你那种做法 好像你是出于报仇什么的 Not the way you do it, like you're out for revenge or something.
你说完了吗? Are you finished now?
是的 Yes.
我可以说点什么吗？ Can I say something?
可以 Yes.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
一个字都别说 Don't say a word!
是猴子 一只猴子 猴子在看 猴子在干什么 It's a monkey, a monkey. Monkey see, monkey do.
- 是猿猴 变成猿猴 - 是个婴儿 - It's an ape. Going ape. - It's a baby!
人猿星球 Planet of the Apes!
人猿星球？她刚说了是婴儿 “笨蛋星球”怎样？ Planet of the Apes? She said baby! How about Planet of the Dopes.
- 看上去不像个婴儿 - 大嘴 锯齿婴儿... - It doesn't look like a baby. - Big mouth. Jagger as a baby.
- 人猿婴儿 - 别说人猿了 - Baby ape! - Stop with the apes.
- 婴儿在呼吸 - 罗丝玛丽的婴儿嘴？（著名恐怖片） - Baby's breath. - Rosemary's Baby's mouth?
- "你会回来吗 比利婴儿？" - 亲吻婴儿 - "Won't You Come Home, Bill Baby?" - Kiss the baby!
- 忧郁的婴儿嘴 - 婴儿鱼..婴儿鱼嘴 - "Melancholy Baby's Mouth"! - Baby fish... Baby-fish mouth!
- 15秒 - 一张大婴儿嘴 - 1 5 seconds. - A big baby mouth.
- 婴儿爆炸 - 婴儿... - Baby boom! - Baby...
画什么不像什么 Draw something resembling anything!
- 哭泣的婴儿 亲吻婴儿 - 婴儿吐口水...驱魔婴儿! - Crying baby. Kiss the baby. - Baby spitting up... Exorcist Baby!
- 是的 先生 那是我的婴儿 - 不 先生 或许不是 - "Yes Sir, That's My Baby". - "No sir, don't mean maybe."
- 好了 时间到 - 婴儿说话 - That's it. Time's up. - Baby talk.
婴儿说话？那算什么？那不是谚语 Baby talk? What's that? That's not a saying.
但是“婴儿鱼嘴”在全国流行 我经常听得到 But "baby-fish mouth" is sweeping the nation! I hear them talking!
最后比分 我们队：110分 Final score. Our team: 110.
你们：60分 You guys: 60.
- 哦 扯平了 终于扯平了 - 可怜啊 - Ouch. Fix! Definitely a fix. - Pathetic.
- 我不会画画 - 那是个婴儿 很明显在说话 - I can't draw. - That's a baby, and it's clearly talking.
你很棒 You're wonderful.
- 谁要咖啡？ - 我要 我爱你 - Who wants coffee? - I do, and I love you.
你们有茶吗？ D'you have any tea?
- 一杯茶？ - 浓茶 - One tea? - lndustrial strength.
- 我去帮你 无咖啡因的? - 是的 - I'll help you. Decaf? - Yeah.
- 3杯 - 是的 谢谢 - Three. - Yes, please.
- 洗手间在哪里? - 穿过那个门在走廊尽头 - Where's the bathroom? - Through that door, down the hall.
我怎么看都不像是个婴儿 Never looked like a baby to me.
- 哪部分? - 整个 - Which part? - All of it.
- 杰斯 你要给我看一本书的封面 - 是的 在小书房 - Jess, you were gonna show me a book cover. - Yeah, it's in the den.
朱利安 请自便 再喝点酒 喜欢什么都行 好吗？ Julian, help yourself. Have some more wine, whatever you like, OK?
我喜欢说小书房 听起来不错 I like saying den. Got a nice ring to it.
艾米丽对哈利来说有点年轻了 你不觉得吗？ Emily's a little young for Harry, don't you think?
是的 她是年轻 不过看看她做了什么 Well, she's young, but look what she's done.
她做了什么？她做了甜点 What has she done? She makes desserts.
你看朱利安是不是有点古板？ Does Julian seem a little stuffy to you?
他是个不错的人 你应该和他聊聊 了解他一下 He's a good guy. You should talk to him, get to know him.
他太高了 不方便聊天 He's too tall to talk to.
她一周做3500块巧克力慕斯派 She makes 3,500 chocolate-mousse pies a week.
艾米丽是“艾米丽姑妈”？ Emily is "Aunt Emily"?
上周他带我们去看了大都会队的比赛 很精彩 He took us to a Met game last week. It was great.
你们一起去看了大都会队比赛？ You went all to a Met game together?
对 不过...不过那是临时决定的 Yeah, but it was a last-minute thing.
可是莎莉讨厌棒球 But Sally hates baseball.
哈利甚至不喜欢甜食 Harry doesn't even like sweets.
朱利安很棒 Julian is great.
我知道 他成熟 I know. He's a grown-up.
艾米丽好极了 Emily is terrific.
对 当然 我问她肯尼迪遇刺时她在哪 Yeah, of cause, when I asked where she was when Kennedy was shot
- 她说：“泰德·肯尼迪遇刺了？” - 不 - she said "Ted Kennedy was shot?" - No
- 哈啰? - 你一个人吗？ - Hello? - Are you alone?
是的 我正在看书 Yeah. I was just finishing a book.
- 你能过来吗？ - 出什么事了？ - Could you come over? - What's the matter?
- 他要结婚了 - 谁？ - He's getting married. - Who?
乔! Joe
我马上到 I'll be right there.
- 嗨 - 你还好吗？ - Hi. - Are you all right?
进来 Come on in.
- 很抱歉这么晚给你打电话 - 没关系 - I'm sorry to call you so late. - It's all right.
- 我需要可丽舒纸巾 - 好的 - I need a Kleenex! - OK.
好的 OK. OK.
他刚刚打来电话 “看看你近况如何？” He just called me up, "Wanted to see how you were",
“很好 你怎么样？”“很好” "Fine. How are you?" "Fine."
他的秘书在度假 事情都推迟了 His secretary's on vacation, everything's all backed up.
他在纽约接了个大案子 等等等 He's got a big case in Newark, blah, blah, blah.
我坐在那接着电话想: “他已经是往事 真的过去了” And I'm sitting on the phone thinking "I am over him, I really am over him,
“我不敢相信我曾经那么有兴趣” I can't believe I was ever remotely interested in any of this."
然后他说：“我有个新消息” And then he said "I have some news."
她在他办公室工作 她是律师助手 她的名字叫金伯丽 She works in his office. She's a paralegal. Her name is Kimberly.
他才认识她 He just met her!
她应该是个过渡 她不应该就是“那一个”！ She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not suppose to be "the one"!
一直以来 我一直在说 他不想结婚 All this time, I've been saying that he didn't wanna get married.
但是真相是... But the truth is...
他不想和我结婚 he didn't wanna marry me.
他不爱我 He didn't love me.
如果你现在能赢回他 你会吗？ If you could take him back right now, would you?
不! No!
但是为什么他不想娶我？ But why didn't he wanna marry me?
- 我有什么问题吗？ - 没有 - What's the matter with me? - Nothing.
- 我很难相处 - 你只是质疑 - I'm difficult. - You're challenging.
- 我太固执 我完全封闭 - 但都是用好的方式 - I'm too structured. I'm completely closed off. - But in a good way.
不不不 我把他赶跑了 No, no, no. I drove him away.
而我快要40岁了! And I'm gonna be 40!
什么时候？ When?
某一天 Some day.
8年以后 In eight years.
但是它就在那里 就像个死胡同在那等着 But it's there! It's just sitting there like this big dead end.
而且对男人来说还不一样 And it's not the same for men.
查理·卓别林在73岁还生了孩子 Charlie Chaplin had babies when he was 73.
对 不过他太老了没法养大他们 Yeah, but he was too old to pick 'em up.
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
一切都会好的 It's gonna be OK.
会好起来的 等着看吧 It's gonna be fine, you'll see.
继续 反正不是我最喜欢的一件 Go ahead. It's not one of my favourites anyway.
会好起来的 It's gonna be OK. Hm?
好了 Hm? OK?
好了 OK.
- 我去弄点茶 - 哈利 你能再多抱我一会吗？ - I'll make some tea. - Harry, could you hold me just a little longer?
当然了 Oh, sure.
好了？ OK? Hm?
你感觉舒服吗？ Are you comfortable?
当然 Sure.
- 你想要点喝的吗？ - 不用了 我很好 - D'you want something to drink? - No, I'm OK.
我要起来去拿些水 所以这不麻烦 I'm going to get up for some water, so it's really no trouble.
好的 水 OK. Water.
你把你的录像带都按字母顺序 做了索引卡 You have all your video tapes alphabetised and on index cards.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 你想看部片子吗？ - 不 除非你想 - D'you wanna watch something? - No. Not unless you do.
不 没事 No. That's OK.
- 你想睡觉了吗？ - 好的 - D'you wanna go to sleep? - OK.
你去哪？ Where are you going?
我得走了 I gotta go.
得回家 我的换衣服然后得去工作 你也是 Gotta go home, I gotta change my clothes and I have to go to work. And so do you.
不过下班后 我想带你去吃晚餐 如果你有空的话 But after work I'd like to take you out to dinner, if you're free.
你有空吗？ Are you free?
有 Yes.
好的 晚些给你打电话 Fine. I'll call you later.
- 好的 - 好的 - Fine. - Fine.
- 你的 - 哈啰 - Yours! - Hello.
- 真抱歉这么早打电话 - 你没事吧? - Sorry to call so early. - Are you all right?
这时候不会有别人打电话 No one I know would call at this hour.
- 我做了件可怕的事 - 你干什么了？ - I did something terrible. - What did you do?
- 这时候不会有别人打电话 - 这很糟糕 - No one I know would call this hour. - It's awful.
- 我需要谈谈 - 出什么事了? - I need to talk. - What happened?
怎么回事？ What's the metter?
- 哈利昨晚过来了 - 昨晚我去了莎莉家 - Harry came over last night. - I went to Sally's last night.
- 我因为乔结婚的事很沮丧 - 事情一件接一件发生 - Because I was upset that Joe was marrying. - One thing led to another.
- 我还没明白来我们就接吻了 然后... - 长话短说... - Before I knew it we were kissing. Then... - ..long story shout...
- 我们做了 - 我们做了 - we did it - we did it.
他们做了! They did it!
- 太好了 莎莉 - 我们一直祈祷这样 - That's great, Sally! - We've been prayed for it.
- 你们一开始就该做了 - 几个月来我们总说你们应该做 - You shoulda done it in the first place. - For mounths we're saying you should do it.
- 你们属于彼此 - 这就像一石二鸟 - You guys belong together. - You killed two birds with one stone.
这就像负负得正 It's like two wrongs make a right.
- 感觉如何？ - 感觉如何？ - How was it? - How was it?
- 做的时候很不错... - 我本觉得很好... - During part was good,... - I found it was good,...
- ...接着我再次感觉到窒息 - ...接着我就觉得不是了 - ..then I felt suffocated again - ..then I guess it wasn't.
- 天 我很遗憾 - 最糟的 - Jueses. I'm sorry. - The worst.
- 我必须离开那里 - 他就消失了 - I had to get out of there. - He just disappeared.
- 我感觉很糟 - 我觉得很尴尬 - I feel bad. - I'm embarrassed.
- 我不会责怪你 - 那太可怕了 - I don't blame you. - That's horrible
- 我觉得我得了什么病 - 我觉得我感冒了 - I I'm coming down with something. - I think I'm catching a cold.
如果可行就太好了 但还是不行 Look, it'll doing great if it worked out, but it didn't.
当你发现你的前男友结婚时 不要和任何人上床 You should never go to bed with anyone when you find out your last boyfriend is marrying.
谁在说话？ - Who's that talking?
- 谁？ - 电话里是杰斯吗？ - Who? - Is that Jess on the phone?
- 是录像带里面的简·芳达 - 是布莱恩特·甘贝尔 - It's Jane Fonda on the VCR. - It's Bryant Gumbel.
- 你想过来吃早餐吗？ - 你想过来吃早餐吗？ - You wanna come over for breakfast? - You wanna come over for breakfast?
- 不 我不想吃 - 不 我感觉很糟 - No, I'm not up to it. - I feel too awful.
- 好 - 好 我的意思是太早了 - Good. - Good, I mean, it's so early.
- 需要的话 过会打给我 - 我晚些时候打给你 好吗 - But call me later if you want. - I'll call you later, okay?
- 好的 拜 - 拜 - OK. Bye. - Bye.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye. - Bye.
- 天啊! - 我知道 - God! - I know.
告诉我 我再也不会这样了 Tell me I'll never have to be out there again.
你再也不会这样了 You will never have to be out there again.
我就说我们犯了个错误 I'll just say we made a mistake.
莎莉 那是个错误 Sally, it was a mistake.
我只希望我有机会先说出 I just hope I get to say it first.
我希望她比我先说出来 I hope she says it before I do.
这是个错误 It was a mistake.
知道你也这样想我就放心了 I am so relieved that you think so, too.
我不是说昨天晚上不棒 I'm not saying last night wasn't great.
- 昨晚很棒 - 是的 很棒 - It was! - Yes, it was!
- 只是我们再也不要那样了 - 再同意不过 - We just never should have done it. - I couldn't agree more.
- 我真松了口气 - 很好 - I am so relieved! - Great.
是的 Yeah.
两份拌蔬菜色拉 Two mixed green salads.
能和人坐着而不用说话感觉真好 It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk. Hm?
这就像大多数时候 你和人上床以后 It's just like most of the time, you go to bed with someone,
她会和你讲她的事情 你和她讲你的事情 then she tells you all her stories, you tell her all your stories.
但是莎莉和我 我们已经听过了对方的事情 But with Sally and me, we'd already heard each other's stories.
因此一旦我们上床后 我们不知道该做什么 你明白吗? So once we went to bed, we didn't know what we were supposed to do. You know?
当然 哈利 Sure, Harry.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许你们的关系到了某个阶段 做爱时机已过 Maybe you get to a point in a relationship where it's too late to have sex.
你明白吧 You know?
哈利要带什么人去参加婚礼吗？ Is Harry bringing anyone to the wedding?
我想没有吧 I don't think so.
他在和人交往吗？ Is he seeing anyone?
他本来在和一个人类学家交往 不过... He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
她长什么样？ What does she look like?
苗条 漂亮 大胸 Thin, pretty, big tits.
基本上是你的恶梦 Your basic nightmare.
你觉得怎么样? What d'ya think?
玛丽 Marie...
和我说实话 Tell the truth.
真是太漂亮了 It's just beautiful.
今天我们齐聚一堂 庆祝玛丽和杰斯结婚 We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Marie and Jess.
并见证他们的婚礼誓言 And to consecrate their vows of matrimony.
他们的誓言 将融入他们的生命 The vows they will take join their lives.
他们共喝的美酒 将他们的全部希望联结在一起 The wine they will share binds all their hopes together.
他们将要戴上的戒指 And by the rings they will wear,
让大家周知他们是丈夫和妻子 they will be known to all as husband and wife.
我从没见过她那么幸福 她完全成了另外一个人 I've never seen her so happy. She's a totally different person.
对 是这样 太好了 Oh, yeah, she is. It's great
可我们该拿你怎么办？ but what're we gonna do about you?
- 我？ - 亲 要跳舞吗? - Me? - Hon, you wanna dance?
- 哦 要啊 要跳 - 失陪了 - Oh, yeah! Yeah, I do. - Excuse us.
- 嗨 - 哈啰 - Hi. - Hello.
- 典礼不错 - 漂亮 - Nice ceremony. - Beautiful.
天啊 假日真不好过 Boy, the holidays are rough!
每年我都想逃过 感恩节到新年的这段时间 Every year I try to get from Thanksgiving to New Year.
好多人自杀 A lot of suicides.
- 你想来个豆夹包虾吗？ - 谢谢 - Would you like a pea pod with shrimp? - Thank you.
- 近况如何? - 很好 - How've you been? - Fine.
- 在和人交往吗？ - 哈利. - Seeing anybody? - Harry.
- 怎么？ - 我不想谈这个 - What? - I don't wanna talk about this.
- 为什么不？ - 我不想谈这个 - Why not? - I don't want to talk about it.
为什么我们不能忘掉这事？ Why can't we get past this?
我说 我们要永远背负着这事吗？ I mean are we gonna carry this thing around for ever?
- 永远？事情才刚刚发生 - 事情发生在3星期以前 - Forever? It just happened! - It happened three weeks ago.
你知道人的1年相当于狗的7年吗？ You know how a year to a person is like seven years to a dog?
知道 Yes!
在这个情景里我们两个要有一人当狗吗？ Is one of us supposed to be a dog in this scenario?
对 Yes.
谁是狗？ Who is the dog?
你是 You are.
我是 我是狗 I am! I am the dog!
我是狗 我... I am the dog! I...
我不这样想 哈利 如果有人要当狗 你才是狗 I don't see that, Harry, if anybody is the dog. You are the dog.
你装着好像发生的事不代表什么一样 You act like what happened didn't mean anything.
我没说它不代表什么 I'm not saying it doesn't mean anything
我说的是 为什么它一定要代表什么？ I'm saying why does it have to mean everything?
因为它代表了 Because it does!
并且你应该比任何人都明白这一点 and you should know that better than anybody...
因为事情发生的那一刻后你开门走掉了 because the minute that it happens you walk right out of the door!
我没有走掉 I didn't walk out.
不 更像是冲刺跑 No, sprinted is more like it.
- 我俩都同意那是个错误 - 我犯过的最严重的错误 - We both agreed it was a mistake. - The worst mistake I ever made!
- 你想让我怎么样？ - 我不想要你怎样 - What do you want from me? - I don't want anything from you!
好 好 不过有件事要说清楚 Fine! But let's just get one thing straight.
我那晚不是要去跟你做爱的 那不是我过去的原因 I did not go over there that night to make love to you. That is not why I went there.
但是你大眼含泪地看着我: But you looked at me with these big weepy eyes:
“今晚别回家 哈利”“再抱久一点 哈利” "Don't go home tonight, Harry. Hold me a little longer, Harry."
我应该怎么做？ What was I supposed to do?
什么？你是在说你在可怜我？ What? Are you saying you took pity on me?
- 不 我是... - 去你的! - No! I was... - Fuck you!
各位 请注意了 Everybody, could I have your attention, please?
我想提议敬哈利和莎莉一杯 I'd like to propose a toast, to Harry and Sally.
敬哈利和莎莉 To Harry and Sally.
如果玛丽或者我发现 他们中哪个有丁点迷人的话 If Marie or I had found either of them remotely attractive,
我们今天就不会在这里了 we would not be here today.
~ 给你自己来个圣诞小快乐 ~ Have yourself a merry little Christmas
~ 让自己亮起来 ~ Let yourself be light
~ 现在起咱们的麻烦都消失不见 ~ From now on our troubles will be out of sight
~ 给你自己来个圣诞小快乐 ~ Have yourself a merry little Christmas
~ 做个圣诞节的人 ~ Make the yuletide guy
~ 现在起咱们的麻烦都在千里之外 ~ From now on our troubles will be miles away
嗨 是我 这是假日季 Hi, it's me. It's the holiday season,
我想我要提醒你 这是感恩的季节 and I thought I'd remind you that it's the season of forgiveness.
同时 虽然知道的人不多 这也是卑躬屈膝的季节 And, although it's not widely known, it is also the season of grovelling.
所以 如果你想回我电话的话 So, if you felt like calling me back,
我会非常乐意 实行传统的圣诞卑躬屈膝活动 I'd be more than happy to do the traditional Christmas grovelling.
给我打电话 Give me a call.
嗨 我不在家 我会很快回你电话 Hi, I'm not home. I'll call you right back.
如果你在 请拿起电话 我真的很想和你说话 If you're there, please pick up. I really wanna talk to you.
你不接电话 导致我相信 要么 A：不在家 The fact you're not answering leads me to believe you're either, A: not at home,
B：在家 但是不想和我说话 B: home, but don't wanna talk to me,
或是C：在家 渴望和我说话 但是因为有负担而受阻 or C: home, desperately wanna talk to me, but trapped under something heavy.
如果是A或C 请给我回电话 If it's either A or C, please call me back.
很明显她不想和我说话 Obviously she doesn't wanna talk to me.
我应该怎么做？头上挨一下吗？ What do I have to do, be hit on the head?
如果她想打电话 她会打的 If she wants to call, she'll call.
我彻头彻尾像个笨蛋 I'm through actin' like a schmuck myself.
如果你感觉悲伤和孤独 If you're feeling sad and lonely
我能给你一个补偿 There's a service I can render
告诉那个唯一能挖掘你内心的人 Tell the one who digs you only
我会温暖又温柔 I can be so warm and tender
给我电话 Call me
也许给我打电话已经迟了 Maybe it's late to just call me
别害怕给我打电话 Don't be afraid to just phone moi
给我电话 我就在旁边 Call me and I'll be around
给我打个电话 Give me a call.
- 嗨 哈利 - 哈啰 嗨 嗨 - Hi, Harry. - Hello. Hi! Hi!
我不知道你会... 你在家 I didn't know that you would... That you were there.
- 你在干什么? - 我正打算出去 - What're you doing? - I was just on my way out.
你要去哪？ Where you going?
你想要什么 哈利？ What do you want, Harry?
没什么 没什么 Nothing. Nothing.
我...我只是想说我很抱歉 I... I just called to say I'm sorry.
好的 OK.
- 我要走了 - 等一下...等一下 - I gotta go. - Wait a second. Wait... wait a second.
新年你要做什么？ What're you doin' for New Year's?
你去参加泰勒家的聚会吗？我没有约人... Are you going to the Tylers' party? I don't have a date.
如果你也没有约人 我们总是说如果我俩都没有约人... If you don't have a date, we always said that if neither one of us had a date
我们可以一起过新年... we could be together for New Year's and...
我不能再做这种事了 我不是你的安慰奖 I can't do this any more. I am not your consolation prize.
再见 Goodbye.
我们再度相见了 第16届年度“新年摇滚之夜” And here we are once again. The 16th annual "New Year's Rockin' Eve",
现在是直播... coming to you live...
这有什么不好的？你有迪克·克拉克 惯例 What's so bad about this? You got Dick Clark, that's tradition.
你有马洛马尔斯 最棒的小甜饼 You got Mallomars, the greatest cookie of all time.
你将为尼克斯队赢得1973年以来的第一个冠军 And you're about to give the Knicks their first championship since 1973.
我不知道为什么让你们把我拉到这里来 I don't know why I let you drag me to this.
这样好多了 新鲜空气 我一个人拥有整条街 This is much better. Fresh air, I have the streets all to myself.
谁要去参加人挤人的聚会 假装玩得很开心？ Who needs to be at a big, crowded party, pretending to have a good time?
另外 这是橱窗选购的完美时间 Plus, this is the perfect time to catch up on my window-shopping.
这很好 This is good.
然后那个家伙说“看看卡片” So the guy says "Read the card."
- 我要回家 - 你不会叫到出租车的 - I'm going home. - You'll never get a taxi.
哦 天啊 Oh, God!
你意识到我们永远成不了朋友 You realise that we could never be friends.
- 为什么不能？ - 我想说的是... - Why not? - What I'm saying is,
男人和女人无法成为朋友 因为性问题总是从中作梗 men and women can't be friends, cos the sex part always gets in the way.
那不是真的 That's not true!
男人无法和他认为迷人的女人成为朋友 No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive.
- 他总是想和她发生性关系 - 如果她们不想发生性关系呢? - He always wants to have sex with her. - What if they don't wanna have sex?
那也没关系 Doesn't matter.
因为性的事情已经摆在那儿了 Becaus the sex thing is already out there
所以他们的友谊根本上就完了 so their friendship is ultimately doomed.
故事就此结束 And that is the end ofthe story.
- 我想我们不会成为朋友的 - 我也这样想 - I guess we're not gonna be friends then. - Guess not.
真可惜 That's too bad.
你是我在纽约唯一认识的人 You were the only person that I knew in New York.
~ 一定得是你 ~ It had to be you
~ 我四处徘徊 ~ I wandered around
~ 最终却发现 ~ And I finally found
~ 那个人 ~ The somebody who
~ 能让我终是 ~ Could make me be true
~ 能让我忧郁 ~ And could make me be blue...
我要走了 I'm going.
就快到午夜了 It's almost midnight!
原来的想法是不吻什么人 不过... The thought of not kissing somebody is just...
我会吻你 I'll kiss you.
嘿 出租车 出租车 Hey, taxi! Taxi!
出租车! Taxi!
见鬼 Shit.
别这样 留下来吧 拜托 Come on, stay. Please.
谢谢 杰斯 我只是...我得走 Thanks, Jess. I just... I have to go.
- 再等2分钟 - 我明天给你打电话 - Wait two minutes. - I'll call you tomorrow.
~ 也许不再刻薄 ~ Might never be mean
~ 也许不再生气 ~ Might never be cross
~ 或者想发号施令 ~ Or try to be boss
~ 但这些都做不到 ~ But they wouldn't do
~ 因为没有别的人 ~ For nobody else
~ 曾让我如此激动 ~ Gave me a thrill
~ 你有那么错误 ~ With all your faults
~ 我还是爱你 ~ I love you still
~ 一定得是你 ~ It had to be you...
我想了很多 I've been doin' a lot of thinkin's
问题在于 我爱你 and the thing is, I love you.
- 什么? - 我爱你 - What? - I love you.
你期待我能有什么样的回应？ How d'you expect me to respond to this?
你也爱我 如何？ How about you love me, too?
我要走了 如何？ How about I'm leaving?
我说的话对你没有任何意义吗？ Doesn't what I said mean anything to you?
对不起, 哈利 我知道这是新年夜 我知道你觉得很孤单 I'm sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve, I know you're feeling lonely,
但是你不能就这么出现 but you can't just show up here
跟我说你爱我 期望这样一切就没事了 tell me that you love me and expect that to make everything all right.
- 这样行不通 - 那怎么才行？ - It doesn't work this way. - Well, how does it work?
我不知道 但不是这样 I don't know, but not this way.
这样说行吗？ How about this way?
我爱你 外面71华氏度的时候还感冒 I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out.
我爱你 用一个半小时点一份三明治 I love that it takes you an hour an a half to orer a sandwich
我爱你 鼻子上方有小皱纹看着我瞎扯 I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
我爱和你待了一天 我依然能在衣服上闻到你的香味 I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.
我还爱你是每晚睡前我最后一个想交谈的人 And I love that you are the last person I wanna talk to before I go to sleep at night.
这不是因为我孤单 也不是因为新年夜 And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve.
我今晚来 是因为当你意识到你想和某个人共渡余生的时候 I came here tonight because when you realise you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone
你会想 你的余生越快开始越好 you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
你看 You see?
你就是这样 哈利 That is just like you, Harry.
你那样子说话 让我没有可能恨你 You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you!
可我恨你 哈利 And I hate you, Harry.
我真的恨你 I really hate you.
我恨你 I hate you.
这首歌是什么意思？ What does this song mean?
我一辈子没搞懂这首歌什么意思 My whole life, I don't know what this song means.
“应该忘记老熟人” 意思是我们应该忘记老朋友吗？ "Should auld acquaintance be forgot" does that mean that we should forget old acquaintances?
或者如果我们没忘记他们 我们应该想起他们吗？ Or if we haven't forget them, we should remember them?
但这不可能 因为我们已经忘记他们了 Which is not possible cos we already forgot 'em!
也许只是说 我们应该记住我们已忘了他们 还是什么 Maybe it just means we should remember that we forgot them, or something.
总之 它是在说老朋友 Anyway, it's about old friends.
我们第一次见面的时候 彼此讨厌 The first time we met we hated each other.
不 你不讨厌我 我讨厌你 No, you didn't hate me. I hated you.
我们第二次见面 你甚至都不记得我了 The second time we met, you didn't even remember me.
我当然记得 我记得你 I did, too! I remembered you.
我们第三次见面时 我们成了朋友 The third time we met we became friends.
- 我们做了很长时间朋友 - 然后我们不再是朋友了 - We were friends for a long time. - And then we weren't.
然后我们相爱了 And then we fell in love.
- 3个月后我们结了婚 - 只用了3个月 - Three months later we got married. - It only took three months.
12年零3个月 12 years and three months.
- 我们举行了非常棒的婚礼 - 那真是个漂亮的婚礼 - We had a really wonderful wedding. - It really was a beautiful wedding.
- 我们有很大的椰肉蛋糕 - 巨大的椰肉蛋糕 好多层 - We had this enormous coconut cake. - Huge coconut cake with the tiers.
边上放着非常多的巧克力沙司 And there was this very rich chocolate sauce on the side.
正确 因为不是人人都喜欢沙司在蛋糕上 让蛋糕湿漉漉的 Right. Cos not everybody likes it on the cake cos it makes it soggy.
- 特别是椰子泡过了 所以沙司放在边上是很重要的 - 对 - Particularly, the coconut soaks up a lot, so it's important to keep it on the side. - right
~ 一定得是你 ~ It had to be you
~ 我四处徘徊最终却发现 ~ I wandered around and finally found
~ 这个人... ~ The somebody who
~ 能让我忠实 ~ Could make me be true
~ 能让我忧郁 ~ Could make me be blue
~ 甚至悲伤时也可以高兴 ~ And even be gladjust to be sad
~ 想着你 ~ Thinking of you
~ 但你说东 我说西 ~ But you say ee-ther, and I say either
~ 你说南 我说北 ~ You say nee-ther, I say neither
~ 东西 南北 ~ Ee-ther, either Nee-ther, neither
~ 让我们停下这个吧 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
~ 你说土豆 我说洋芋 ~ You say potato and I say pot-ahto
~ 你说番茄 我说西红柿 ~ You say tomato, I say tom-ahto
~ 土豆洋芋 番茄西红柿 ~ Potato, pot-ahto Tomato, tom-ahto
~ 让我们停下这个吧 ~ Let's call the whole thing off
~ 哦 如果让我们停下这个 那我们就得分开 ~ Oh, if we call the whole thing off, then we must part
~ 即使我们分开了 还是会让我们心碎 ~ And though if we ever part, that would break my heart
~ 你说搞笑 我说好笑 ~ You say laughter, I say larf-ter
~ 你说吵闹 我说吵吵 ~ You say after, I say arf-ter
~ 在我们明白我们需要彼此之前 ~ Before we know we need each other
~ 所以我们最好是叫停 ~ So we'd better call, call it off, oh!
~ 让我们叫停 ~ Let's ~ Call it off!
~ 让我们停止 ~ Oh, let's ~ Call it off!
~ 宝贝 让我们叫停 ~ Baby, let's ~ Call it off!
~ 糖心 为什么不呢？ ~ Sugar, why don't we
~ 让我们 让我们叫停这个吧 ~ Let's, let's call the whole thing
~ 他们写下情歌 但不是给我的 ~ They're writing songs oflove, but not for me
~ 一颗幸运星在上 但不是给我的 ~ A lucky star's above, but not for me
~ 有爱指引的路上 我发现阴云密布 ~ With love to lead the way, I've found more clouds ofgrey
~ 多过俄国人的天空 ~ Than any Russian play could guarantee
~ 我以前是个傻瓜才会那样 ~ I was a fool to fall and get that way
~ 哦 悲伤 ~ Hi-ho alas
~ 还有哀愁 ~ And also lackaday
~ 虽然我不能忘记她的吻 ~ Although I can't dismiss the memory of her kiss
~ 我想她不是我的 ~ I guess she's not for me
~ 一定得是你 ~ It had to be you
~ 因为没有别人曾让我激动 ~ For nobody else gave me a thrill
~ 你有一身缺点 我还是爱你 ~ With all your faults, I love you still
~ 一定得是你 奇妙的你 ~ It had to be you, wonderful you
~ 一定得是你 ~ It had to be you